The land of the free

After being named president of Freedonia in Duck Soup Rufus T. Firefly

(Groucho Marx) sings:

"You're not allowed to smoke
or tell a dirty joke
And whistling is prohibited
If chewing gum is used the chewer is pursued
And in the hoosegow hidden
Whatever form of pleasure are exhibited
Report to me and they will be prohibited
It's as I say, so shall it be
This is the land of the free."

(Thanx Kathie)