Thursday 12 March 2009

An old Dutch beer drinkers joke (as told by Chief Heineken)

"So what is the similarity between drinking Heineken and making love in a canoe?"
"I don't know what is the similarity between drinking Heineken and making love in a canoe?"
"They are both fucking close to water!!!
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3 comments:

  1. Sincere apologies to Chief Heineken!
    Regards/

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  2. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7936817.stm

    happened 100 meters away from the swimming center where I go swimming in the summer and sauna in the winter since 15 years...

    always thought only Americans do school rampages like this!

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  3. Fuck HerrB/
    well at least you are OK!
    What the fuck is going on in this world?\
    I left Glasgow cos of Celtic vs Rangers shit as soon as I could.
    London - yeah occasional trouble but at least I could do the Glasgow accent!
    Amsterdam - well lots of murders/ but all to do with drugs/diamonds/guns!
    Melbourne - which is where my pygmies Mum was from...within 6 months Hoddle St shooting (2 streets away) and more...
    Crazy fucking world but at least you will blog another day/which is what matters to you obviosly and me as I like yr blog!
    Regards/ & take care out there!!!

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