Friday 25 May 2012

Black Sabbath's 'Integrity' for sale on eBay

Exclusive charity auction for the “Integrity of Black Sabbath” as represented by a plastic dog turd.
On 11/11/11, having undergone 5286 line up changes it was announced that Black Sabbath would undertake a world tour with the legendary, original line up. During what are now very austere times for a large percentage of the world’s population, thousands of fans bought expensive tickets for these shows. However, at a later date the fans learned that Bill Ward the drummer would not be playing on any of the reunion shows, as it transpired that he would unfairly not be getting an equal cut of the profits of the tour.
As a fan of the original Sabbath for over 30 years, I find that the way that they are trying to rip off both Bill Ward and the hundreds of thousands of loyal fans across the planet is unacceptable and appalling. Therefore, I am conducting this auction for what I consider to be Black Sabbath’s integrity as represented in the guise of a plastic dog turd.
Please note that the payment of the winning bid (minus any fees ebay charge me) will be donated to the charity Help The Aged. I can also assure you that absolutely none of the money will go to greedy ageing rock stars or their management, they have taken enough of our money and won’t be getting anymore.
“Well you can’t do a reunion without the originals, can you?” Lemmy Kilmister.
Current bid is £41.00 with 3 days and 18 hours left...
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(Thanx Martin!)
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