Fuck SXSW

All of Texas can go fuck itself, cause it's filled with too many gun-toting, bible-thumping, racist, anti-gay good old boys who would like to perpetuate this country's fucked up legacy of white anglo domination. Mind you, this is a state that only stopped throwing gays in jail for having sex in 2003, after being FORCED to by the Supreme Court. 
Austin itself is filled with a shit-load of pseudo-liberal hipsters who seem to think that voting for a Democrat excuses their soulless, elitist, narcissistic attitudes. Half the town looks like a sterile, lifeless movie set, and the idea that Austin is some creative artistic paradise in a sea of Texas conservatism? Well, that's a fucking joke...

The barbeque is quite good, however.