Saturday, 27 March 2010

Caribou dominatrix


What the hell is up with that outfit?

She looks like she's about to whip the crap out of somebody.

Based on McCain's smile, I think she already did.

She is one of the most frightful individuals to come along in a good while.

Her and Glenn Beck.

May they go rot together in their hate and lies.

Can somebody explain to me whey they are still in the spotlight?

Oh, it's the sexy outfit you say?

What about Beck?

He's a really ugly person - hateful, deceitful, manipulative...

Laughing all the way to the bank, on the backs of fools.




The curious case of the misplaced orgasm

Some things, if they happen to you, you just know they're wrong. Period. This is one of those. Read the PDF for full details, I'm not saying any more.

And if you need something raunchier to put you to sleep tonight, try this strange tale of improper insertion...

Apocolypse Now - "I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."

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PM Dawn - Fucked Music ( 2000 Unreleased)


 
...Speaking of fanatical behavior, I might be receiving some angry complaints and/or threats from P.M. Dawn enthusiasts because of this week’s featured bootleg, the eclectic hip-hop duo’s unreleased 2000 album “Fucked Music” (available through next Friday). There are only a limited number of copies in existence, and to the fans who have the actual CD I’d like to say, “Fantastic! You own a collector’s item.” But for casual fans who didn’t hear much about P.M. Dawn after 1998’s Dearest Christian, I’m So Very Sorry for Bringing You Here. Love, Dad, their follow-up album with the less church-friendly title may come as a complete surprise. At the risk of sounding blasphemous, if God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, can’t the chosen ones of the P.M. Dawn fan club give their less fortunate online brethren a gift as well?
Think of “Fucked Music” as P.M. Dawn’s attention-grabbing “mixtape,” only it arrived at the end of their string of studio albums rather than the beginning. The audio on the MP3s I was given isn’t perfect — there are digital pops and hiccups — and I accidentally deleted the final track, “Hope,” though it only amounts to a few seconds of silence, a riddle like the title track of Sly & the Family Stone’s “There’s a Riot Goin’ On.”
Is there really no hope of “Fucked Music” getting a proper release? There’s also the matter of “The Jim Sullivan Syndrome,” originally set for release in 2003. It was preceded in the fall of ‘02 by a single called “Amnesia,” one of the best soul songs I heard all decade — P.M. Dawn’s MC, Prince Be, is a good rapper, but he’s a great singer — but 2003 came and went without any new album in stores.
So, for anyone who’s been jonesing to hear new music from P.M. Dawn since the Clinton years but didn’t realize any existed, here’s your chance. I’ve also included “Amnesia” since it’s no longer available for purchase — and because a song this transporting deserves to be heard. But all of P.M. Dawn’s studio albums and their best-of compilation, as well as the self-released Greatest Hits Live, are available at iTunes, so please throw down some money there when you get a chance.
Prince Be could probably use the financial help: according to P.M. Dawn’s DJ, Doc G (he replaced DJ Minutemix in 2006), at pmdawnonline.com, Be had a stroke on July 4, 2008, and another one seven months later. He suffered his first stroke in 2005, and in 1992 he went into a coma for three days, after which he learned he was diabetic. Be is now on dialysis because of his 2008 stroke, and his right leg was amputated below the kneecap due to a gangrene infection that cropped up after his third stroke.



Intro
Insufficient Fundz
Air
Be Bastard
Stay Away From Me
In My Dreamz
Slowly But Surely
Trying Timez
Blasphemy
Don’t Make Me Lie to You
I Can See Myself
Superstition
Being Nowhere
Uoy Rof Flesym Etah I
Amnesia

The Assassination of Salvadore Allende - September 11, 1973


(Thanx Scurvy!)

A very unfortunately named journalist for this story...

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Probably only the UK readers will get this...
(Thanx YoungMossTongue!)

Dennis Hopper gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Actor Jack Nicholson talks to Dennis Hopper, who was honored with a
 star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Friday...
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Actor Jack Nicholson talks to Dennis Hopper, who was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Friday...
...on the same day his doctor revealed in court papers that the 
actor was terminally ill with prostate cancer. Hopper poses with his 
daughter at the Walk of Fame ceremony.
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...on the same day his doctor revealed in court papers that the actor was terminally ill with prostate cancer. Hopper poses with his daughter at the Walk of Fame ceremony.
Looking gaunt and frail, actor Dennis Hopper got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Friday - and "Easy Rider" co-star Jack Nicholson was by his side.
Hopper was recognized on the same day that court records revealed his prostate cancer is terminal - and that he is too weak for chemotherapy.
The 73-year-old arrived at the ceremony with a bandage on his forehead, the result of a fall.
His familiar grin was there, and his blue eyes lit up at the sight of young daughter Galen and granddaughter Violet horsing around.
Hopper thanked Hollywood for being "my home and my schooling" and shook hands with David Lynch, who directed him in "Blue Velvet."
Hopper and his fifth wife, Victoria, have been locked in a divorce battle since January.
In a court filing, Hopper's doctor revealed the actor weighs less than 100 pounds and warned that being forced to testify "could threaten his survival."

When Pong gets in your eyes...

It appears that Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft are all one step behind the students of Imperial College London...

University students have developed a computer game that is operated by eye movements, which could allow people with severe physical disabilities to become 'gamers' for the first time, they announce today. 
The students, from Imperial College London, have adapted an open source game called 'Pong', where a player moves a bat to hit a ball as it bounces around the screen. The adaptation enables the player to move the bat using their eye.
To play the game, the user wears special glasses containing an infrared light and a webcam that records the movement of one eye.
The webcam is linked to a laptop where a computer program syncs the player's eye movements to the game.
The prototype game is very simple but the students believe that the technology behind it could be adapted to create more sophisticated games and applications such as wheelchairs and computer cursors controlled by eye movements.
One of the major benefits of the new technology is that it is inexpensive, using off-the-shelf hardware and costing approximately £25 to make. 

'In Sorrow's Grace' by Sara Tritt

This piece by Award Winning British poet
Sara Tritt has been slated for inclusion in Angela Bowie's forthcoming anthology 'AIDS Begone'
'In Sorrow's Grace'


It was dawn
Beautiful, and quiet
You lay your head
Against my chest
And hummed out
My heartbeat

I love you
I love you
I still love you…
I wish you would
Wake up
And smile

There were shadows
On the snow
Do you remember?
The day you packed your bags
That test we all took
From time to time
Just a formality
Suddenly formed
Black clouds

I unpacked your clothes
And kissed your tears away
You took my hand…
We will be together
In another world
Perhaps we
Already are

All the seas
Could not wash away
The sterile, clinical smell
From our clothes
Our hair

They all stared
Let them you smiled
And squeezed my hand

You did not belong
To your disease
You were mine
Until it took you from me

I love you
I love you
I still love you.



Hey! Here comes the flow...


Dark matter, dark energy and now dark flow: it seems we live in an increasingly darker universe, and the current teen fascination with vampires has nothing to do with it!
In 2008 scientists reported the discovery of hundreds of galaxy clusters streaming in the same direction at more than 2.2 million miles (3.6 million kilometers) an hour.

This mysterious motion can't be explained by current models for distribution of mass in the universe. So the researchers made the controversial suggestion that the clusters are being tugged on by the gravity of matter outside the known universe.

Now the same team has found that the dark flow extends even deeper into the universe than previously reported: out to at least 2.5 billion light-years from Earth.

Here's the original paper in pdf:

In the bunker...


Fox relentlessly hyped Cantor's lie

As you probably know by now, yesterday Eric Cantor, the second-ranking House Republican, falsely claimed to the national press corps that his campaign office had been targeted by a gunman in the wake of Sunday's health care reform vote.
Here's a video showing Cantor's claim, explaining why it was false, and documenting Fox's breathless promotion of the tale:

Here's a bit more detail on what happened: an office in the same building where Cantor has an office (it's unmarked and not in his district) was hit by a bullet that had been randomly fired skyward. The bullet could easily have been fired a half-mile away, but even setting that aside, the fact that Cantor had an office in the building was not widely known (it's not listed on his website). Anyone actually targeting Cantor would have picked a different location.
Cantor's tale was an an obvious attempt to give the national media a "Fair & Balanced" narrative that both sides are doing it when it comes to threats of political violence. But that narrative is not true. So Cantor simply lied. Made it up. Saw himself some Tuzla sniper fire. Carved a virtual backwards B into his cheek.
He abandoned any pretense to honesty and accuracy, and demonstrated his utter contempt for the national media by crying wolf straight to their face. And Fox ate it up and spit it right back out at their audience, completely, wholeheartedly, and absolutely uncritically.
Just as Eric Cantor is a liar, this incident shows (yet again) that the crew at Fox News are not journalists.
Jed Lewison @'Daily Kos'

Happy Birthday Mum!

The worst thing is that I have absolutely no idea how old my Mum would have been...