Monday, 31 August 2009
Cheney: Torture investigation "offends the hell out of me"
Andrew Sullivan describes Chris Wallace's interview with the devil reincarnate as like "a teenage girl interviewing the Jonas brothers'! HA!RickyTic3 does it again
Sunday, 30 August 2009
HA! (The 'victim' fugs up...)
"Now, I don't know what an "oligarhy" is (though it's pronounced, according to Glenn, like a word that should be spelled "oligarchy" - go figure!)...
...I have to hand it to the little freak, though. He's really masterful at the fine art of riling scared folks up into a frenzy. I'm guessing nine-tenths of his viewers spent a couple hours trying to Google "Oligarhy" and when they couldn't find it, just got more scared. I mean, when "The Google" is in on the conspiracy, too, and tries to tell you that maybe you are really looking for is some totally insane word nobody's ever heard of, like "oligarchy," then you know it's time to hit the streets with full auto's blazing!!!!
White folks, hide under your beds! The Oligarhy is coming! Hide your children! Destroy your Social Security card and the implant in it they track you with!!! Hide your funny men, the ones with soft things on their chests and the ability to bear children even though you can't, a strange and frightening fact that you just don't understand even though every day you give birth to little dirt babies so why can't you make real babies! It's a sad puzzle! The Oligarhy is coming!
I hope it brings ice cream."
PS: His project!
RickyTic3 - Let me have your babies...
So the latest picture up at my new fave site 'People of Walmart' has this youtube channel on the back of the denim jacket.The result?
Ladies & gentlemen, direct from Green Valley, Arizona I give you...RICKYTIC3!!!
HERE
(Hey it works for Hank Williams III...)
Finally don't forget his
The Land Of Jibberailea
&
The story of Ricky Tic
(Come upstairs and I will tell you a story...!)
The REAL truth
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HEALTH CARE REFORM: MYTHS & FACTS.
BY ROB KUTNER
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MYTH:
The Democratic health care reform proposal will not let you choose your own doctor.
FACT:
You will have a wider-than-ever range of doctors to choose from! In order to accommodate 45 million new patients, the plan expands the definition of "doctor" from "medically licensed professional" to now also include:
• Morning radio DJs who have adopted the moniker
• Televised bullies (Phil, Laura)
• PhDs in any field, and "All But Dissertation" PhD candidates. Trust us, you will have no problem getting an appointment to see these master procrastinators.
• Soda creators (Pepper, Brown*)
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MYTH:
Obamacare™ will ration life-saving medicine away from the elderly and disabled via "Death Panels."
FACT:
While nothing can replicate the current mercy-driven system of rationing via "Private Insurer Form Letter," the new proposal certainly does not consign end-of-life decisions to panels of faceless bureaucrats. Rather, they are taken up by exciting, glamorous "Celebrity Death Panels"™ (C-List minimum).
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MYTH:
People in Britain are deeply unhappy with their socialized medicine system, which ours will become.
FACT:
People in Britain are deeply unhappy with everything. It is their only source of happiness.
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MYTH:
Universal health care will transform the United States into another Cuba/Canada/France/Venezuela/The Democratic Republic of the Congo.
FACT:
A common misconception! It will, in fact, transform us into a Jamaica/Costa Rica/Amsterdam/Chad.
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MYTH:
If you do it standing up, you'll have a boy.
FACT:
The BHO-HMO offers full coverage for pre-, neo- and post-natal care, without regard to procreative positioning.^
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MYTH:
Athena emerged, fully grown, from the skull of Zeus.
FACT:
Despite being King of the Gods and Lord of Thunder™, Zeus was denied medical coverage by private insurers due to being classed with a "Priapistic condition." This painfully constant state of male "preparedness" could only be tamed by nonstop anonymous intercourse. Frankly, it's a wonder Athena is the only creature to emerge from his body.
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MYTH:
FACT:
Totally.
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