“The ‘Naughty vs Nice’ files maintained by Santa Claus ahead of his annual Christmas gift-giving flight around the globe are the latest documents released by self-proclaimed ‘whistleblower,’ Wikileaks.
“The file is divided into a ‘naughty list,’ for children who misbehaved or treated people badly, who are therefore less deserving of presents; and a ‘nice list,’ which includes an inventory of gifts for children whose actions fall under the rubric of ‘good.’
“The confidentiality of the file is considered vital to a Christmas season filled with joy, surprises and holiday cheer.
“Santa Claus - known in some countries as Father Christmas, Kris Kringle or St. Nicholas- reacted with fury at the leak.
“‘That's it. Assange is on the permanent ‘naughty’ list,’" he fumed from his North Pole workshop. ‘No more Swedish women for him!’”
@Huffington Post
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LMAO!
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PS - think you and Dray have got to come together for some mutual remix wars!!!!
definitely! the more i listen to dray's tracks, the more i notice what a similar place we're coming from. i'm mixing down some stuff right now for a show this coming sunday. after we get past that, i should have time to dig some stuff up!
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ReplyDeletehow about some legal file sharing....
ReplyDeletetrnsnd >>>> we could exchange files... post em at chicken....