Thursday, 6 May 2010

David Hare: Why David Cameron is not cut out to be prime minister

A smug cunt yesterday
A while ago, I was determined not to write a play for a well-known theatre. Just before going to see the artistic director, I ran into the designer Bob Crowley in the bar. "I'm going upstairs," I said firmly, "to tell him I'm not going to do it. I don't have the time and anyway, I don't want to." Next day, Bob rang me. "You know that play you're not going to write?" he asked. "Well, I'm designing it."
To this day, I'm not sure what happened when I went into the room. I took one look and before a word had been spoken, I knew I was lost. Later, I recalled James Carville, Bill Clinton's Southern lieutenant: "Once you're asked, you're fucked."
So much attention has recently been concentrated on the fortunes of battle that nobody has been ready to address the likelihood that, when the smoke clears, we will probably wake up with a new prime minister. Yes, the election campaign will have failed to address Afghanistan, Iraq, collusion in torture, climate change, the future of Europe and the collapse of the capitalist system. But tomorrow that much will be history. Instead we're going to be asking: what sort of prime minister will David Cameron be? If he can't even seal the deal, how on earth is he going to implement it?
All leadership depends on the defining ability to persuade people to do things they don't want to do. My first sighting of Cameron was in his shirtsleeves, doing one of his quick-fire question-and-answer sessions with 250 students in Brighton. Afterwards I did a straw poll outside on the lawn. The ones who went in liking him came out liking him; the ones who weren't sure still weren't sure; and the ones who hadn't liked him still didn't. After 45 minutes, he hadn't changed a single mind.
In his punishingly boring 410-page book of interviews with the editor of GQ, Cameron goes on record as saying that his favourite karaoke song is A Hard Day's Night "because I find it's better to sing something old, something familiar and something fairly easy to sing". But if, as he promises, he plans to inflict the most savage public service cuts in history, he will soon be singing a very difficult song indeed. An entire population will be asked to act against their own immediate interests. Nobody has yet observed that convincing them is a task for which Cameron does not seem cut out. As one Tory MP confided to me: "He's not the kind of person who, if you've suffered a misfortune, is going to put his arm round you and say: 'Bad luck, old chap.'"
After Hillary Clinton had been insulted by Obama in a candidates' debates, she had no desire to serve under him. But as soon as she was called to the White House, she knew she had to be his secretary of state. And a remarkable success she's making of it. She has even begun to move US Middle East policy away from the madness of Jerusalem and closer to the wisdom of Tel Aviv and of Ramallah.
Clinton took the job against her own instincts because, finally, when you say "I have to do it for Barack," it sounds convincing. It makes sense. So does "I have to do it for Maggie." And so, for a while, did "I have to do it for Tony."
But nobody in their right mind will say "I have to do it for Dave." Why not? Because you don't believe he would ever do anything for you.

Johann Hari: What do we lose if we reject Labour?

This is likely the last day of a Labour government – for a parliament, for a generation, perhaps forever. And amid all the canvassers and the swingometers and the hum about a hung parliament, I can't stop thinking about where this all began, on a day that was very like today, and yet not like today at all. May 1st 1997 seems to have dissolved into a few scattered cliches now: Things Can Only Get Better; the sun rising over the Royal Festival Hall; the sun setting on Michael Portillo. But beneath these discarded Kodak-moments was a hope-song. I was 18 years old the day my friends and I skived off college to go and cheer outside Downing Street at the vanquishing of the Conservatism we had – in our tiny way, with our little wooden pencils – helped to bring down.
If this were a film, it'd be tempting to slam-cut to the gurning ghost of Tony Blair that strutted across this election campaign – orange and wild-eyed and bloated by his millions, pursued by people who have a powerful case that he should be in prison for war crimes. It would be a film about betrayal. We thought we were voting for a more equal Britain when in fact the "filthy rich" – to use the term Peter Mandelson purred – became filthier and richer and crashed the global economy. We thought we were voting for "an ethical foreign policy" when we got a war that killed a million civilians, and complicity with torture.
That's one story about this Labour government, and it's a true one. But it's not the full story – and if we carried only that tale to the polls today, we would be guilty of a betrayal of our own.
When you remember the country that we voted to leave behind on May 1st 1997, what do you see? I remember the science block in the sixth form college I was studying at, where they couldn't afford to fix the roof, so every time it rained, water seeped through, and lessons had to stop. I remember my friends who earned £1 an hour, because there was no legal limit on how little you could offer a human being for their labour. I remember one of my closest relatives having to decide whether to buy nappies or heat her flat, because there were no tax credits, and single mothers were the subject of a Tory hate campaign. I remember how it felt to grow up gay and discover I could never have a legally recognised relationship. I remember my elderly neighbour waiting two years for a hip operation on the NHS, crying every night with the pain.
None of those things happens in Britain today, and it's not by fluke. Spending on public services has risen by 54 per cent since 1997, paid for by higher taxes. The result? Nobody is on a waiting list for more than 18 weeks – and the average wait is just a month. Nobody goes to school in buildings that are falling apart. Nobody can be legally paid less than £5.93 an hour. The poorest 10 per cent receive £1,700 in tax credits a year each – meaning their children get birthday parties and trips to the seaside, and parents who aren't constantly panicked about how to buy food at the end of every week.
Is this any comfort to an Iraqi child orphaned by British bombs? Is it any comfort to a kid imprisoned in Yarl's Wood, whose only "crime" is to have a parent seeking asylum? No. That's why you have to join the groups arguing for justice all year round, whatever party is in power: democracy isn't a twice-a-decade trip to the polling booth, but a constant ongoing process of monitoring and pressuring your government.
But I can't deny it is a real difference – and it wouldn't have happened without that vote, that day. How do we know? Because the Conservative Party opposed every one of these changes. Under them, all the horrors of the Labour years would have happened, plus some, without any of the progress. Even in an age of retrenchment caused by the global recession, the differences between the parties will matter – perhaps even more. Cameron has made his priorities plain: he will introduce a lottery-style £200,000 tax cut for the richest 3,000 estates in Britain, the people he knows best, while slashing his way through services for the rest. It's a policy more extreme than anything Thatcher advertised in advance.
And it will worsen. Cameron says he wants to model his economic policies on Ireland's, where the government has opposed any economic stimulus and introduced drastic and immediate cuts. As the economist Rob Brown explains, after they introduced this strategy, there began "an astonishing 15 per cent shrinkage in the Irish economy overall – the sharpest contraction experienced by any advanced industrial nation in peacetime". Unemployment is close to the highest in Europe: Irish eyes are weeping at this full-colour reshoot of the 1930s headed our way.
The British people don't want to slump back into Conservatism. That's why, even in the very best-case scenario for Cameron, more than 60 per cent of us today will vote against him, for parties to his left. So how do we stop him seizing power against the will of the majority?
First, we have to remember that, as Noam Chomsky says: "Choosing the lesser of two evils isn't a bad thing. The cliché makes it sound bad, but it's a good thing. You get less evil." On polling day, you have to vote to limit the damage, and the rest of the year, you join the campaign groups that fight for the good. Under our 19th-century voting system, you can only choose the most unambiguously good option – the Green Party – in one constituency, Brighton Pavilion, where they might well win. Everywhere else, if you are serious about producing the least damage, you need to find the main anti-Tory force in your area.
Put your postcode into torymergency.webfreehosting.net/ to find out who it is. If we, the anti-Tory majority, cast our ballots smartly, we will strip Cameron of a majority – and make it more likely we'll finally get a democratic voting system, so we don't have to make these squalid compromises any more. But if you choose to split the anti-Tory vote in your area, you should know: you will be more likely to wake up tomorrow and find David Cameron in Downing Street to the tune of Things Can Only Get Worse.
The gap between Labour and the Conservatives is far too small, but a lot of people live and die in that gap. If you say this difference doesn't matter, you are saying all these people whose lives have been changed since the sun rose over the Royal Festival Hall that morning in May don't matter to you. You are saying to the call-centre worker paid five times more because of the minimum wage, the gay couple getting a civil partnership, or the old woman who doesn't have to wait two years to be able to walk again – that difference in your life isn't worth a cross in a box to me. Wouldn't that be a betrayal as ugly as New Labour's? Don't these people – the beneficiaries of what we all did on May 1st 1997 – deserve more than a defeated and dejected sigh to protect them from the Tories?

'60,000 barrells a day'?

BP's Oil Disaster: The Numbers Will Shock You

WTF??? (yet again)

Meet the city of gonads jellyfish!
I kid you not...
(Thanx Leisa!)

Burroughs shoots Steadman's Shakespeare 'He's dead man!'

Vote Cameron, Get Greece!


Today's Sun cover!!!

One man re-enactment of Downfall "Hitler Bunker" scene


LOLLL!!!

US Army goes Gaga


The dancing soldiers are with the 82nd Airborne stationed in Afghanistan and their Lady Gaga sendup is a YouTube sensation. Surprisingly, it's gotten a thumbs up from military brass.
Harold Levine liked the video so much he created a Facebook page devoted to its star, Aaron Melcher. He walked Michelle Norris through Melcher's version of "Telephone," and compared it to Lady Gaga's original.
Over 3 million people have watched the video on Youtube, and Levine thinks that's because, in a time of unhappy news, it's become the feel good video of the week. "I think people really have an affection and love for the service people who are serving in Afghanistan and Iraq," he says. "We like to think that the brave men and women of the United States armed forces who are serving in what are relatively godforsaken places are well enough and happy enough and have enough leisure time that they can do something like this. And send it to us to show us that they're OK."


"This is a couple guys located in afghanistan, that re-made the music video by Lady Gaga....Telephone. Prepare yourself for a fantastical journey.
Right now this is the temporary version, we have more scenes to cut, and edit, however with guys always on mission it is harder to film than you think"
(youtube text)

3.330.854 views in the last 12 days!!

What a game!

FT Motherwell [6 - 6] Hibernian
11′ [0 - 1] C. Nish
16′ [1 - 1] G. Coke
20′ [1 - 2] C. Nish
28′ [1 - 3] D. Riordan
36′ [1 - 4] C. Nish
39′ [2 - 4] J. Sutton
56′ [2 - 5] A. Stokes
65′ [2 - 6] A. Stokes
67′ [3 - 6] G. Coke
72′ [4 - 6] T. Hateley
76′ [5 - 6] J. Sutton
90′ [6 - 6] L. Jutkiewicz
Six away goals, four goals advance but only a draw...

Sun Kil Moon - Salvador Sanchez

Cortez the Killer

The Terminator's only chance at a presidential run is to go back time and change the country of his birth

Calling Agent Irony! You're needed in California. Many Republicans would love to see Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger make a presidential run, but a sect of right wingers known as Birthers will have put the kibosh on such a run.
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US school for disabled forces students to wear packs that deliver massive electric shocks

Mental Disability Rights International (MDRI)  has filed a report and urgent appeal with the United Nations Special Rapporteur on Torture alleging that the Judge Rotenberg Center for the disabled, located in Massachusetts, violates the UN Convention against Torture.
The rights group submitted their report this week, titled "Torture not Treatment: Electric Shock and Long-Term Restraint in the United States on Children and Adults with Disabilities at the Judge Rotenberg Center," after an in-depth investigation revealed use of restraint boards, isolation, food deprivation and electric shocks in efforts to control the behaviors of its disabled and emotionally troubled students.
Findings in the MDRI report include the center's practice of subjecting children to electric shocks on the legs, arms, soles of feet and torso -- in many cases for years -- as well as some for more than a decade. Electronic shocks are administered by remote-controlled packs attached to a child's back called a Graduated Electronic Decelerators (GEI).
The disabilities group notes that stun guns typically deliver three to four milliamps per shock. GEI packs, meanwhile, shock students with 45 milliamps -- more than ten times the amperage of a typical stun gun.
A former employee of  the center told an investigator, "When you start working there, they show you this video which says the shock is 'like a bee sting' and that it does not really hurt the kids. One kid, you could smell the flesh burning, he had so many shocks. These kids are under constant fear, 24/7. They sleep with them on, eat with them on. It made me sick and I could not sleep. I prayed to God someone would help these kids."
Noting that it believes United States law fails to provide needed protections to children and adults with disabilities, MDRI calls for the immediate end to the use of electric shock and long-term restraints as a form of behavior modification or treatment and  a ban on the infliction of severe pain for so-called therapeutic purposes.
"Torture as treatment should be banned and prosecuted under criminal law," the report states.
The U.S. Department of Justice opened a "routine investigation" of the center in February of this year in response to a September 2009 letter signed by 31 disability organizations claiming that the center violated the Americans with Disabilities Act.
Judge Rotenberg CEO and founder Dr. Matthew L. Israel began his first program in California back in 1977. In 1981, a 14-year old boy died face down, tied to his bed, while living in the California center.  Dr. Israel was not held responsible for the death. After an investigation by the State of California, Israel relocated to Rhode Island, and then to Massachusetts, where his facility still operates today.
Mother Jones magazine published an extensive investigative report on the Rotenberg Center in 2007 titled "School of Shock." Reporter Jennifer Gonnerman asked, "How many times do you have to zap a child before it's torture?"
Children at the Judge Rotenberg Center are often shackled, restrained and secluded for months at a time, the report says.  Social isolation, and food deprivation as forms of punishment are common.  Mock and threatened stabbings -- to forcibly elicit unacceptable behaviors resulting in electric shock punishments (Labeled as Behavioral Research Lessons or BRLs, by the center) were reported to MDRI as well as state regulatory bodies.
A former student of the center reportedly tells MDRI, "The worst thing ever was the BRLs. They try and make you do a bad behavior and then they punish you. The first time I had a BRL, two guys came in the room and grabbed me – I had no idea what was going on. They held a knife to my throat and I started to scream and I got shocked. I had BRLs three times a week for stuff I didn't even do. It went on for about six months or more. I was in a constant state of paranoia and fear. I never knew if a door opened if I would get one. It was more stress than I could ever imagine. Horror."
Behaviors that the center deemed "aggressive," as well as those considered "minor," or "non-compliant" -- such as raising one's hand without permission -- are all considered punishable by electric shocks, restraints, and other punishments to students.
"One girl who was blind, deaf and non-verbal was moaning and rocking," a former teacher says in the report. "Her moaning was like a cry. The staff shocked her for moaning. Turned out she had broken a tooth. Another child had an accident in the bathroom and was shocked."
The rights group investigation found that the Rotenberg center is the only known facility in the United States, "Or perhaps the world,"  that employs the use of electricity, long-term restraints and other punishments to deliberately inflict pain upon its children and then refer to it as "treatment." The electric shocks alone are cited as having possible long-term effects such as muscle stiffness, impotence, damage to teeth, scarring of the skin, hair loss, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), severe depression, chronic anxiety, memory loss and sleep disturbances.
The MDRI report states that more than any other source for its information, they relied upon information readily obtained from the Judge Rotenberg Center's own website.
In response to MDRI's report, the Judge Rotenberg Center said, "There is no credible evidence that for these most severe forms of behavior disorders, there is any pharmacological or psychological treatment that can effectively treat these students or even keep them safe. JRC is the only program willing to address the reality of these children’s disorders and endure the political firestorm in order to save these children and give them an education and a future."
The complete response from the center can be read in full at JRC's website
Diana Sweet @'Raw Story'

Massive Attack - Splitting The Atom

STL - The Quest For Sound

The mysterious Harz-based producer breaks his silent state: RA's Todd L. Burns tracks down Stephan Laubner for his first English language interview, finding that there's much more than house music to talk about with the multi-faceted artist and label owner.
paul__lewis Labour's private polling shows "more than 20%" voters in marginals still undecided. Turnout set to be highest since '97.

David Cameron accused of being dishonest over links with 'Conservative madrasa'

A screengrab from Conor Burns's website, showing him with David Cameron. Burns was until recently the vice-president of the Young Britons' Foundation
David Cameron has been accused of being "completely dishonest" about his links to a controversial Conservative party affiliate whose leadership has described the NHS as the biggest waste of money in the UK and suggested that the waterboarding of prisoners can be justified.
In an interview prior to the election campaign, the Tory leader denied all knowledge of the Young Britons' Foundation, which has been dubbed "the Conservative madrasa" because of its radical views and role in training young party activists, including some parliamentary candidates.
Asked about his links to the group last month, Cameron said: "I don't know anything about the Young Britons' Foundation."
But Cameron had already contributed to a YBF-branded guide to essential reading for young Conservatives, according to the YBF's chief executive, Donal Blaney, a Kent-based solicitor. The Guardian has also obtained photographs of him meeting the organisation's director of strategy, vice-president, and then operations director before he denied knowledge of the group. Its director of research, Alex Deane, was formerly Cameron's chief of staff.
The YBF's leaders promote a version of free-market liberalism in line with the US neoconservative movement and some of its residential camps for young party activists involving visits to shooting ranges to fire sub-machine guns and assault rifles. In an article on his own website, entitled Scrap the NHS, not just targets", its chief executive, Donal Blaney, wrote: "Would it not now be better to say that the NHS – in its current incarnation – is finished?"
Its president is Daniel Hannan MEP, a staunch critic of the NHS, which Cameron has claimed is his top priority should he become prime minister.
Senior members of the shadow cabinet have repeatedly tried to distance themselves from the YBF despite having spoken at YBF events. Eric Pickles, the party chairman, and Liam Fox, the shadow defence secretary, spoke at the YBF's parliamentary rally in March, but tried to distance themselves from the group afterwards. Fox was listed as a member of the YBF's parliamentary council on its website until the page was removed recently.
"The YBF's tentacles reach deep into the shadow cabinet and show the influence of the extreme anti-NHS, pro-torture, neocon wing of the party," said Chris Huhne, the Liberal Democrats' home affairs spokesman. "If Cameron claims not to know who they are he is being completely dishonest."
In a circular email about a planned YBF-branded manual called Reading the Right Books: Essential Reading for Young Conservatives, Blaney wrote to YBF supporters on 8 January 2009 stating: "I have so far received some 50 suggestions from MPs including from David Cameron, William Hague, Michael Gove, Damian Green, David Davis, Jeremy Hunt, Oliver Letwin and David Willetts." He repeats his assertion about Cameron's involvement on the YBF website.
Cameron has also been photographed endorsing the Conservative candidate for Bournemouth West, Conor Burns, who until recently was the YBF's vice-president, shaking hands with Paul Osborn, the YBF's director of strategy and presenting an award for political activism to Christian May, who was then YBF operations director.
Cameron's spokesman could neither confirm nor deny whether he had worked with the YBF on the planned book.
"Amongst the many hundreds of letters and emails David Cameron's office receives every day, they occasionally include requests for book recommendations," a spokesman said. "The YBF is independent of the Conservative party."
Labour MP Jon Cruddas said: "At best, Mr Cameron has been elusive about his links to the YBF, at worst he is systematically involved in a 'madrasa' for far-right views which he has again and again attempted to disguise. This doesn't bode well if he becomes prime minister on Friday."
On Monday, the YBF launched a nationwide leaflet and video campaign against a hung parliament, which suggested such an outcome could cause unemployment to hit 5 million, Britain to lose its place on the UN security council, and the BNP to eventually win 20 seats in the House of Commons if proportional representation is introduced as a result.
Huhne said yesterday it was a "coordinated, expensively funded and probably illegal smear operation with links right to the top of the Conservative party".
The Lib Dems believe the 500,000-leaflet campaign would have cost more than £10,000, the limit before you have to register with the Electoral Commission, and could therefore be illegal.
Robert Booth @'The Guardian'

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Cool

Gulf oil spill: first leak capped, says BP

Zoo magazine advises cutting women’s faces

Zoo Magazine (UK) has published an ‘advice’ column suggesting that a guy who can’t get over his ex should cut her face “so then no one will want her”
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Tories are bashing banks in public. Behind the scenes, though, they're striking a more conciliatory tone with London's financial community.

British opposition Conservative party Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, delivered his address to delegates at the Institute of Directors Annual Convention in London on April 28, 2010.
George Osborne, the Conservatives' candidate to become Chancellor of the Exchequer, has been reaching out to top U.K. bankers to assure them that, despite the party's populist rhetoric, a Conservative government won't declare war on banks, according to people who have heard his pitch.
To be sure, all three major parties have had to walk a fine line with the U.K.'s powerful financial community during this intensely tight campaign, which culminates in national elections on Thursday.
While the Labour party has decried excessive banker bonuses, it also had to oversee such payouts for employees of state-owned Royal Bank of Scotland Group PLC. Moreover, Labour has long enjoyed a chummy relationship with the City of London and championed the now derided "light-touch" regulatory approach.
The Liberal Democrats, perhaps the most vocal critic of London's financial community, have at least three "shadow ministers" who worked in the banking industry and received funding from the heads of large London hedge funds.
But the Tories have historically had a tighter relationship with the City of London than the other major parties, and that is seen as a potential vulnerability in an election where bankers have become the bad guys.
Thus, the Conservatives have sought to establish their populist bona fides with strong words. In Thursday's televised debate, Tory leader David Cameron assailed "appalling bonuses" and blasted Labour for being too cozy with the financial industry. "They did very much hitch the whole fortunes of the economy to the City of London," Mr. Cameron said.
Given the potency of the rhetoric, Mr. Osborne lately has tried to mend fences with bankers after lambasting them in public, according to people familiar with the matter. In a televised debate last month, for example, Mr. Osborne lashed out at Barclays PLC President Bob Diamond.
"It really beggars belief that two years after we all bailed them out, we get the Barclays Bank chief paying himself £63 million," Mr. Osborne said.
When Barclays officials called Mr. Osborne's office to complain that the £63 million figure was inaccurate, Mr. Osborne relayed an apology to Barclays, according to people familiar with the matter.
A person familiar with Tory thinking said Mr. Osborne is being consistent with his public and private remarks.
All the same, people in the City say Mr. Osborne's quiet outreach efforts have been frequent. For instance, in phone conversations and private meetings, senior banking executives say Mr. Osborne has tried to allay their concerns that a Tory government would try to force giant banks to shed their investment banking and trading divisions.
Mr. Osborne's assurances come even as the Conservatives publicly back international rules that would restrict risky banking activities. Mr. Cameron reiterated Thursday that retail banks "should not be behaving like casinos" and endorsed the Obama administration's proposal to separate proprietary trading from traditional banks. Such rules could force major U.K. banks to rein in or divest their investment-banking divisions.
Last October, the Bank of England's governor, Mervyn King, delivered a speech in which he advocated separating high-risk activities from retail banking. Mr. Osborne applauded the remarks as "powerful and persuasive."
Further aligning the Conservatives with Mr. King, the party's platform calls for the Bank of England to gain control over supervising the U.K. banking industry, a duty now held by the Financial Services Authority.
The Conservatives' tough talk has alienated some traditional supporters. Last year, for example, Jon Moulton, a private equity fund manager and former Conservative donor, said that while a degree of "banker bashing" was justified, the Tory attack is "merely opportunistic" and could damage the City's long-term prospects.
When bankers have phoned Mr. Osborne to seek clarification about his views on splitting banks' retail and trading businesses, people familiar with the matter say he has tried to ease their concerns and said the Conservatives have no intention of breaking up giant banks.
"They've said, 'We've got an election to win. Things will be said in the heat of an election. We believe it's a good thing for the economy that we have strong, profitable banks','' said a person who has heard Mr. Osborne's private remarks.
The person familiar with the Tories' thinking stressed that the Tories have never advocated a wholesale breakup of big banks.
Mr. Osborne also has sought to quell concerns that Mr. King's support for forcing banks to shrink—an unpopular stance among much of London's financial community—would become official Bank of England policy, according to people familiar with the matter. Mr. Osborne recently has been telling senior banking executives that Mr. King wouldn't be responsible for banking supervision in a Conservative government, these people said.
The person from the Tory camp said such comments about Mr. King are consistent with the party's official position on financial regulation. A July 2009 Conservative "white paper" proposes restructuring the Bank of England so that it takes "a collegiate approach" to overseeing financial stability, which will "reduce the institutional reliance on the position of governor." A Bank of England spokesman declined comment.
Murdoch takes a different stance in the US

The Black Dog Podcast 07

  
Something’s just leave a mark for ever, Cabaret Voltaire in 1978 was one of them. For the first time in our early listening days it was difficult to understand how the sound was being made. It was just so different, it meant something and it still does.
Here we collect some of our early favourites along with cuts from the Downwards label run by our friend Karl. We’ve also included a couple of new cuts from Raudive (Oliver Ho) that just happened to land at the same time as the mix was being made. Enjoy.
Tracklist:
01. Automotivation 2 – Cabaret Voltaire – Sheffield
02. Birth – Raudive – Ealing
03. It Slipped Her Mind – Sandra Electronics – Downwards
04. Victims – Tropic Of Cancer – Downwards
05. Revox Love – Machinagraph – Sheffield
06. TV AD – Machinagraph – Sheffield
07. Do The Mussolini (Head Kick) – Cabaret Voltaire – Sheffield
08. The Set Up – Cabaret Voltaire – Sheffield
09. Entrance (Machinagraph Edit) – Raudive – Ealing
10. Chemistry (Machinagraph Edit) – Antonym – Downwards
11. Spread The Virus – Cabaret Voltaire – Sheffield
12. New Girls Neutron – Vice Versa – Sheffield
13. Being Boiled – Human League – Sheffield
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Better the devil you know. Vote Labour

This is only a snapshot. What are the issues that affect your life? And what are the policies that prospective Governments will employ to deal with them? That is how to choose a Government and a leader.
And as you ponder your ballot box decision, do not ignore the claims of an outstanding candidate in your constituency on purely party political reasons. If they will deliver what you need, through hard work and determination, then they are priceless, even in opposition.
For those who would be Prime Minister, skills in the glare of TV debate are peripheral. What we gained from the Debates was entertainment not enlightenment. Brown was dreadful. Cameron not as good as expected. Clegg better than anticipated.
Cameron is good on his feet – better than he showed at debate. He has energy and toughness but is utterly and fundamentally the wrong man for Liverpool and places like it.
He is 43-years old and hails from a long line of stockbrokers. He was educated at Eton College and Oxford University. He will inherit multi-millions from both sides of his family. He is a direct descendant of King William IV and is the fifth cousin twice removed of our present Queen. He’s worth an estimated £3m.
His right-hand man, the Shadow Chancellor George Osborne, is another Oxford University man and stands to inherit the Baronetcy of Ballentaylor in Ireland, as well as a huge slice of his dad’s luxury wallpaper company. Not that he needs the money as he already benefits from a company trust fund and is reckoned to be worth £4.3m.
What empathy can these guys REALLY offer a single mum in Norris Green or a pensioner in the North End of Birkenhead?
In their entire, comfortable lives they will never once have to worry about how they’re going to pay the gas bill, or whether they can afford a holiday. Never once.
Never once will they worry about gangs of yobs creating havoc in their street or junkies leaving needles where their kids might stand on them.
A new, modern and inclusive Tory party is to be welcomed and encouraged. This though, isn’t it.
Clegg has begun to sound like a broken record as he offers “genuine change”. Change is fine – as long as it’s change for the better. There is nothing behind Clegg’s polished public persona to suggest policies that will deliver a better Britain.
And to revert again to a football comparison: What are England’s chances in the World Cup? Take out Rooney and Gerrard and the answer is not very good. Beyond Clegg and the redoubtable Vince Cable, who do the Lib Dems have to form a cabinet of quality?
Which leaves Brown. He is a shrewd and decent politician with a conscience and a flair for the spread sheets of economic analysis. A communicator? You wouldn’t fancy him to successfully place an order at McDonalds.
He has though, shepherded this country through the worst of the economic crisis. The recovery is fragile though, and we share Brown’s concern that the Tories or the Lib Dems risk that recovery with a more cavalier approach to savings and spending.
And beneath Brown are some wonderfully gifted lieutenants, notably the brilliant Alistair Darling and Prime Minister-in-waiting Ed Balls.
Brown has done well with the economy and superbly well with our system of Education. He has fallen short on Crime and horribly short on Health. If we elect him as Prime Minister these last two must be improved hugely and rapidly or Brown’s extended stay will be short and bleak.
On balance, though, he has done enough to earn a new mandate (his first from the electorate) and an extended run at creating the fair and prosperous society we all crave.
Sometimes, it’s better the devil you know. That’s why, for now, it must be Brown and Labour.
Alastair Machray [Editor] @'Liverpool Echo'

Remember 1983? I warn you that a Cameron victory will be just as bad

On the eve of the 1983 election – which, until this year, seemed destined to represent for ever the low watermark of Labour performances – a young member of the party's shadow cabinet delivered what was to be one of his most compelling speeches. Neil Kinnock knew a landslide defeat was imminent so, speaking in Bridgend, he sketched the world to come. "I warn you," he began, addressing a nation about to descend into the bitterest stretch of the Thatcher era. "I warn you not to be ordinary. I warn you not to be young. I warn you not to fall ill. I warn you not to get old."
It was a rhetorical masterpiece from a man whose oratory would later be much mocked. But its power was its prescience. Kinnock saw the Thatcherite tsunami that was coming and warned of the deluge that would follow.
This time even the most pessimistic Labourite cannot feel the certainty Kinnock had then: all kinds of permutation are still possible. But if the Labour vote crashes close to, or even below, 1983 levels, then David Cameron in Downing Street is the most likely outcome, whether governing as a minority, in alliance with the Lib Dems, or with a narrow majority of his own. What would he do if he gets there? What cautionary message might a 2010 Kinnock issue? For those still weighing their vote, here are a few salutary thoughts.
I warn you that a chance some have waited for all their adult lives will slip away, perhaps taking another generation to come around again: the chance to reform our rotten, broken electoral system. If Cameron wins, he will not only thwart any move to fairer voting, he will act fast to rig the system in his favour. Even neutrals agree that his plan to cut the number of MPs by 10% – presented as a mere cost-cutting measure – will be one of the grossest acts of gerrymandering in British political history. Cameron will redraw the boundaries so that his rivals lose seats and he gains them, locking in a semi-permanent Conservative majority. Reform of our absurd, unelected second chamber will be postponed indefinitely, enabling Cameron to pack the Lords with his mates and sugar daddies, including perhaps a few more of those businessmen who so obligingly sided with the Conservatives in condemning Labour's plans for national insurance.
If, on the other hand, Cameron is kept from Downing Street courtesy of a Labour vote tomorrow strong enough to make a Lib-Lab coalition plausible, then there's a clear chance for the 55%-plus majority who regularly vote for liberal or left parties to prevail and reform the system – ensuring that, from now on, the Conservatives hold power only as often as their minority status suggests they should. (They were always a minority party, even in the Thatcher heyday.) In other words, the victor tomorrow will get to set the rules for decades to come. This is a winner-takes-all election and the stakes could not be higher.
I warn you that the economy could slide back into despair. Maybe people have not paid attention to this argument because Gordon Brown has been making it, but the danger is real. A sudden shut-off of the public spending tap could well send a frail recovery staggering back into recession: the dreaded double-dip. It's happened elsewhere and could happen here. The US and other economies are seeing the tide turn, but that's because they've kept the public cash coming. Cameron's aim, played down in the rhetoric because it polled so badly, is to cut spending immediately, ushering in what he once proudly trumpeted as an "age of austerity".
If Britain were to return to recession, then brace yourself. For many, this last downturn has not quite felt like the worst since the Great Depression, whatever the economists say. Unemployment, house repossessions and bankruptcies are all fractions of what they were in the 1990s recession. That's not by accident. It's a function of Labour's active interventionism, which has sought to reduce the impact of the downturn on those at the sharpest end. Such state activity clashes with every Conservative instinct. Cameron still describes government as more problem than solution. Last time the Tories were in charge, dealing with a recession that was actually much less severe, the pain was greater and the weakest suffered most. There is nothing in current Tory policy – despite Cameron's final debate plea to the camera that it's "the most vulnerable, the most frail and the poorest" he truly cares about – to suggest it won't be like that again.
Indeed, there are at least three signs that point in a gloomy direction. First, despite all the austerity talk, the Tories have clung to their promise to give an inheritance tax break to the 3,000 richest families in the country. In the words of Nick Clegg, it's the "double-millionaires" Cameron wants to help. And yet, given the hole in the public finances, cash will have to come from somewhere. The obvious source – not that the Conservative leader has ever been challenged on it – is an increase in VAT. That's the most regressive of all taxes, inflicting disproportionate pain on the poorest: pain that will only deepen with the coming Tory assault on tax credits. A third cause for alarm can be expressed in three words: Chancellor George Osborne.
I warn you not to have an urgent need for the NHS. Sure, the Tories say they've ringfenced health spending, but check the small print. They plan to drop Labour's guarantee on waiting times. No longer will any patient be sure to see a cancer specialist within two weeks: under the Tories, that decision will be left to the consultant. Fine for the sharp-elbowed middle class, who are used to barging their way to the front of the queue. Not so good for the poorest who, all the data shows, struggle to get the most from public services.
I warn you not to be a single mother or widow. You'll get less than those who are married. Not that much less – about £3 a week – but just enough to know that the tax system regards you as a second-class citizen and to remind you of how life used to be under the Conservatives, when single parents were a routine target for public mockery and scolding.
I warn you that we will be back to the sterile relationship with Europe of the 1990s, a British government once again on the margins, but aligned this time with homophobes, rank antisemites and assorted apologists for fascism. Prepare within weeks for a Cameron stunt, demanding negotiations to "repatriate" powers back to Westminster. Britain is set once again to become the club bore of the EU, happily swallowing the agenda of economic liberalisation but moaning about sovereignty in the abstract, annoying the other members but never having the courage to up and leave.
Cameron won't have much choice in the matter. He'll be answerable to the newly-strengthened backbench hard right of his party, who will have veto power over his programme: he won't be able to govern without their votes. With their loathing of Europe, their disbelief in man-made climate change and their disproportionate ties to the City and finance, they will ensure Cameron sticks to the right and narrow.
Of course, it would feel better to make a positive case for Labour, echoing its promises on a living wage and a cap on predatory chargecard interest rates or its plans for green jobs. But the hour is late. Tomorrow is the day of decision. And we have been warned.
Jonathan Freedland @'The Guardian'

The scum always rises

Warsi: keep Muslims out of Parliament ... Times pulls report which would "severely embarrass" Cameron 
" [He] says we need more Muslim MPs, more Muslims in the House of Lords. I would actually disagree with that because one of the lessons we have learnt in the last five years in politics is that Muslims that go to Parliament don't have any morals or principles" - Baroness Warsi, Tory Shadow Cabinet minister for community cohesion."these remarks, coming so close to tomorrow's election, will be a severe embarrassment to the party leadership" - news report filed to The Times news desk and not published.
sunny_hundal I've now heard from two different sources in media that lawyers representing Phillipa Stroud are putting pressure on journos

Johann Hari: Welcome to Cameron land

Castle Youth Club in Hammersmith was built in Dickens' time and bequeathed to the local council. The Conservatives shut it down two years ago to sell it off
David Cameron cites Hammersmith and Fulham council as a 'model' of compassionate conservatism. So what can the actions of Tory councillors here tell us about how the party would behave in government?
This is a dispatch from David Cameron's Britain, the country that could be waiting for us at the other end of the polling booths and the soundbites and the spin. I didn't have to take a time machine to get there; I just had to take the District Line. In 2006, a group of rebranded "compassionate Conservatives" beat Labour for control of Hammersmith and Fulham Council, a long stretch of west London. George Osborne says the work they have done since then will be a "model" for a new Conservative government, while Cameron has singled them out as a council he is especially "proud" of. So squeezed between the brownish dapple of the Thames and the smoggy chug of the Westway, you can find the Ghost of Cameron Future. What is it whispering to us?
Hammersmith and Fulham is a sprawling concrete sandwich of London's rich and London's poor. It starts at the million-pound apartments on the marina at Chelsea Harbour – white and glistening and perfect – and runs past giant brownish housing estates and Victorian mansions, until it staggers to a stop on Shepherd's Bush Green, where homeless people sit on the yellow-green grass drinking and watching the SUVs hurtle past. Here, high incomes squat next to high-rises in one big urban screech of noise. In such a mixed area, the Conservatives had to run for power as a reconstructed party "at home with modern Britain". They promised to move beyond Thatcherism and make the poor better off. They were the first to hum the tune that David Cameron has been singing a capella in this election.
People who took this at face value were startled by the first act of the Conservatives on assuming power – a crackdown on the homeless. They immediately sold off 12 homeless shelters, handing them to large property developers. The horrified charity Crisis was offered premises by the BBC to house the abandoned in a shelter over the Christmas period at least. The council refused permission. They said the homeless were a "law and order issue", and a shelter would attract undesirables to the area. With this in mind, they changed the rules so that the homeless had to "prove" to a sceptical bureaucracy that they had nowhere else to go – and if they failed, they were turned away.
We know where this ended. A young woman – let's called her Jane Phillips, because she wants to remain anonymous – turned up at the council's emergency housing office one night, sobbing and shaking. She was eight months pregnant. She explained she was being beaten up by her boyfriend and had finally fled because she was frightened for her unborn child. The council said they would "investigate" her situation to find "proof of homelessness" – but she told them she had nowhere to go while they carried it out. By law, they were required to provide her with emergency shelter. They refused. They suggested she try to find a flat on the private market.
For four nights, she slept in the local park, on the floor. She is still traumatised by the memories of lying, pregnant and abandoned, in one of the wealthiest parts of Europe. The Local Government Ombudsman investigated but the council recording of the case was so poor she said it "hindered" her report. After a long study, she found the council's conduct amounted to "maladministration". Since they came to power, the Conservatives are housing half as many homeless people as Labour – even though the recession has caused a surge in homelessness. That's a huge number of Janes lying in parks, or on rotting mattresses by Hammersmith Bridge.
Why would they do this? The Conservative administration was determined to shrink the size of the state and cut taxes as an end in itself. Rather than pay for it by taking more from the people in the borough with the most money, they slashed services for the broke and the broken first. After the homeless, they turned to help for the disabled. In their 2006 manifesto, the local Conservatives had given a cast-iron guarantee: "A Conservative council will not reintroduce home-care charging". It was a totemic symbol of leaving behind Thatcherism: they wouldn't charge the disabled, the mentally ill or the elderly for the care they needed just to survive.
Within three months, the promise was broken. Debbie Domb, 51, is a teacher who was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in 1994. She had to give up work, and now she needs 24/7 care. After being lifted up by a large metal harness and placed in her wheelchair so she can talk to me, she explains: "This was always such a great place to live if you were disabled. You were really treated well. Then this new council was elected and it's been so frightening... The first thing that happened when they came in was that they announced any disabled person they assessed as having 'lower moderate' needs was totally cut off. So people who needed help having a shower, or getting dressed, had that lifeline taken away completely. Then they started sending the rest of us bills."
She "panicked" when a bill came through saying she had to pay £12.50 for every hour of care she needed. "I thought, 'Oh my God, how am I going to do this?' The more care you need, the higher your bill, so the most disabled people got the highest charges. Everyone was distraught. I had friends who had to choose between having the heating on in winter and paying for their care ... I know a 90-year-old woman with macular degeneration who can't see, and she had to stop her services. There are lots of people who have been left to rot, with nobody checking any more that they're OK, and I'm sure some of them have ended up in hospital or have died." One of the council's senior social services managers seems to have confirmed this, warning in a leaked memo that the charges could place the vulnerable "at risk".
Debbie co-founded an organisation to fight back – the Hammersmith and Fulham Coalition Against Community Care Cuts – and, after appealing, she finally had her charges cancelled. "But there are a lot of people who can't appeal," she says. "You're talking about very vulnerable people – the very old, the mentally ill, the blind. A lot don't know how, or would be ruled to have to pay anyway, because the rules are so arbitrary. Now they're being taken to debt-collection agencies for non-payment. I know an 82-year-old woman who's never been in debt in her life who is being taken to a debt-collection agency for care she needs just to keep going... They want volunteers to do it instead. But you don't want to have to ask your friends or a volunteer to pull up your knickers for you."
Each year since the Conservative council was elected, the pressure on the housebound has increased. Meals on Wheels brings one good, hot meal a day to people who can't get out. The council jacked up the charges for it by £527 a year – so half of the recipients had to cancel it. A local Labour councillor documented that the council rang up a 79-year-old woman with dementia, and when she seemed to say she didn't need any food, they cut off her meals.
The cost of almost all council services has sky-rocketed, to fund tax cuts that disproportionately benefit the wealthy. David Cameron says he wants to make Britain "the most family-friendly country in the world" with "childcare as a top priority", but his showcase council has increased charges for childcare by a reported 121 per cent – a fact that makes the warnings about Michael Gove's planned "top-up fees" for nursery places seem even more ominous.
As I spend days walking across the borough, I find the detritus of the old thriving public sector now shut and shuttered. Next to a big council estate I stumble across the large red-brick Castle Youth Club. It was built in Dickens' time and bequeathed to the local council "to benefit the children of this area for perpetuity". The Conservatives shut it down two years ago to sell it off. The deal fell through, so now it sits empty while the local kids hang around on the streets outside.
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Ricky Scott, 18, tells me what it used to be like: "It was a really good place. When I left school they found me a part-time job at Sainsbury's – they taught me how to write a CV – and they persuaded me to go to college. They gave you a place to go to stay out of trouble, they got you into the gym, they helped us learn loads of stuff ... They did a lot to teach us about knife crime and how to stop it. When my friend was stabbed they helped us organise a big campaign about knives." After the youth club was closed, there was a surge in anti-social behaviour orders in the area. Ricky isn't surprised. "People don't want us on the streets, but then they take away the only place for us to go, so what do they expect? It feels like we used to have some good things but now they've all been taken away. It always gets taken away."
And in this boarded-up youth club, in Debbie's panic, in the image of Jane and her bump on the floor of the park, I realise I am peering into the reality of David Cameron's "Big Society". The council here told people that if they took away services like this, there would be volunteers; if the state withered away, people would start to provide the services for each other. But nobody opened their home to Jane, or volunteered to feed Debbie, or started a new youth club on their own time and with their own money. The state retreated and the service collapsed. It's a rebranding trick. The Conservatives know that shutting down public services sounds cruel, while calling for volunteerism sounds kind – but the effect is exactly the same. It's as if Marie Antoinette called in Max Clifford, and he told her to stop saying "Let them eat cake" and start saying: "Let them form a workers' co-operative to distribute cake on a voluntary basis."
But it turns out that it's not just the services on the council estates here that are threatened by the council – it's the estates themselves. Recently the leader of the Conservative council, Stephen Greenhalgh, co-wrote a pamphlet called Principles for Social Housing Reform, recommending that Cameron adopt a radical new approach to council housing. He said it provides "barracks for the poor" and helps create "a culture of entitlement", while "deliver[ing] a risible return on assets". He asked: why do we continue to "warehouse poverty in the core of our great cities", on land that is worth good money? Instead of following "the same narrow agenda of 'building more homes'", he said councils should "exploit [the] huge reserve of capital value" in the houses and the land by selling it off and charging "market terms", with some mild subsidy for the very poorest.
He seems to be trying to act on this agenda. He has stopped building any affordable houses for rent, and he is searching for council estates to sell off. I walk to the Queen Caroline Estate along the river, and it is one of the most calm and bright council estates I have ever seen – a walkway of houses and flats lined with trees, all washed over by a gentle river breeze. Teenagers are playing on a football pitch; an elderly couple is watching them, eating sandwiches. Everyone I talk to says they like it – "You've got a good mix of people, and it's so friendly," says one woman. On the other side of the Thames, staring down, is the £25,000-a-year St Paul's School, where Greenhalgh was educated alongside George Osborne in the 1980s.
Greenhalgh has declared that this estate is "not decent", and has offered it for sale to property developers. Maxine Bayliss is a 42-year-old mother who lives here with her two children. She says: "It's frightening to discover there are plans to sell off your home so they can give the land to rich developers. At first the council denied it, but when we challenged them they finally said, yes, we do have plans, actually. One Conservative councillor shouted at me that this was a ghetto and I shouldn't want to live here. Does it look like a ghetto to you? This is my home, it's my children's home. If they charged market rents, people like me would be forced out of London totally. This should be a city for normal people too, not just rich people. It's so insulting to say people like me shouldn't be living here."
Together with a coalition of other mums from the estate, Maxine has formed a group to stop the sell-off. When David Cameron came on one of his visits to the area to cheerlead for the council, she asked him about the threat to her home – and he accused her of "black propaganda". When she explained that the council itself had admitted to having plans, Cameron snapped: "If you don't like them, you should stand for election."
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Do we want our cities to look like Paris, where the rich own the centre, and the poor are banished to grey concrete slums on the outskirts where they riot with rage once a decade? If we hive out all our housing to the market, that will be our future. Or do we place a value on our land – and who lives there – that is more than purely financial? Do we think some things are more important than the market price? Later that night, I watch Greenhalgh on YouTube, lecturing these single mothers, and I keep thinking about that phrase he is so fond of: "a culture of entitlement". Who has really grown up in "a culture of entitlement": Maxine, who has so little, or Cameron and Greenhalgh, who have so much?
I walk the borough for days, trying to find what Cameron celebrates about this council – until, at the tip of the borough, I find a large grassy metaphor for Conservative priorities that seems so crude that I wonder whether it could have been secretly designed by the Socialist Workers Party cartoonist and plonked in my path. Hurlingham Park was a big vibrant patch of green where kids from the local estates could play, and run on one of the few professional running tracks in the country, in a setting so classically beautiful it was used in the film Chariots of Fire. But then the Conservatives were elected. They handed the park over to a large international polo consortium that has ripped out the running track and shut the park down for a month every year – so rich people can watch polo for hundreds of pounds a day.
Lying in the sun on the edge of the green, I find Nick Anderton, a 17-year-old from the local estate. He stares at it sadly and says: "The park is meant to be for everyone, isn't it? But we have to stop our football now so they can get it ready so these people can play polo, and we won't be able to use it for most of the summer ... My friend used to run on the track every day, he wants to be an athlete, but they got rid of it so he can't now ... It feels like we don't have the right to be here any more. They've taken our park and given it to these snobbish people who've got nothing to do with this area. Look at us. Does it look like we need a polo pitch round here?" Later, I read that Monty Python came to this park to film one of their sketches: "The Upper Class Twit of the Year."
So what is Cameron so proud of here? There seems to be only one answer: in this area the Tories have managed to cut council tax by 3 per cent. They've given back about £20 a year to somebody on an average income, and about four times more to a rich person. That's why, when Cameron was challenged about what has happened here, he said: "When I look at the record of what the Conservatives have done here in Hammersmith and Fulham, far from being embarrassed as the Conservative leader, I'm proud of what they're doing." As I heard this, I remembered that earlier this year Cameron's close friend and shadow cabinet member Ed Vaizey said Cameron is "much more Conservative than he acts, or than he is forced to be by political exigency". The principles that run through Cameron's politics seem to become visible at last, as clear and as stark as the Westway on the Hammersmith skyline: tax cuts, whatever the social cost.
Is wielding the Hammersmith hammer really worth it? Is cutting taxes by a fraction justified if it means abandoning the most desperate people – the homeless, the disabled, the poor? Is that who we want to be? The last time I see her, Debbie Domb tries to move a little in her chair – painfully, slowly – and says: "People should look at what they have done to us in Hammersmith. This is what Cameron and Osborne want to do to Britain. They say so. Remember, the people running this council said before they were elected that they were compassionate Conservatives. I can see the Conservatism. Where's the compassion?"
 Johann Hari @'The Independent'

Last chance to think bout your future Britain...don't say you haven't been warned!

FBI taps cell phone mic as eavesdropping tool

The technique is called a "roving bug," and was approved by top U.S. Department of Justice officials for use against members of a New York organized crime family who were wary of conventional surveillance techniques such as tailing a suspect or wiretapping him.
Nextel cell phones owned by two alleged mobsters, John Ardito and his attorney Peter Peluso, were used by the FBI to listen in on nearby conversations. The FBI views Ardito as one of the most powerful men in the Genovese family, a major part of the national Mafia.
The surveillance technique came to light in an  opinion published this week by U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan. He  ruled that the "roving bug" was legal because federal wiretapping  law is broad enough to permit eavesdropping even of conversations  that take place near a suspect's cell phone.
Kaplan's opinion said that the eavesdropping technique "functioned  whether the phone was powered on or off." Some handsets can't be fully  powered down without removing the battery; for instance, some Nokia  models will wake up when turned off if an alarm is set.
While the Genovese crime family prosecution appears to be the first time  a remote-eavesdropping mechanism has been used in a criminal case, the  technique has been discussed in security circles for years.
The U.S. Commerce Department's security office warns  that "a cellular telephone can be turned into a microphone and  transmitter for the purpose of listening to conversations in the  vicinity of the phone." An article  in the Financial Times last year said mobile providers can  "remotely install a piece of software on to any handset, without the  owner's knowledge, which will activate the microphone even when its  owner is not making a call."
Nextel and Samsung handsets and the Motorola Razr are especially  vulnerable to software downloads that activate their microphones, said James Atkinson, a  counter-surveillance consultant who has worked closely with government  agencies. "They can be remotely accessed and made to transmit room audio  all the time," he said. "You can do that without having physical access  to the phone."...
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Taxi for Rafa?


There'll be conspiracy theorists aplenty wondering quite how Chelsea won so comfortably at Anfield.
Steven Gerrard looked like he might be reminding Chelsea of his ability to deliver a killer through ball (should he become available this summer) but the real reason for Liverpool's demise was simple: they're not very good.
I saw that banner depicting the heads of great Liverpool managers with Benitez in the frame too. But I can't see him staying - or Liverpool sticking with him. Rafa says that expectations were too high but then whose fault's that? He was the one who 'guaranteed' they'd still finish fourth.
Maybe he shouldn't have got his team playing grand and fluent stuff for the last 10 games of last season, then we would all have looked upon seventh as a decent effort.
On the other hand, I'd rather hear a manager make bold and confident statements, rather than this ever so very 'umble stuff we get from the likes of Harry Redknapp and Martin O'Neill.
"They're a quality side... blah blah... meagre resources... blah blah". I mean, Spurs and Villa have forked out a banker's bonus in transfer fees this season, so all this "please sir, can I have some more?" Dickensian apologies don't cut the mustard anymore.
But why have Liverpool been, relatively speaking, so abject? The fact - and facts are what Rafa loves most - the fact is that this Liverpool side is born of five long years in charge. The players are his players, by and large, and not the ones he inherited and miraculously conjured a Champs League victory from in 2005.
In other words, he may be a decent manager but Torres apart he can't find a player to save his life. If life is like a box of chocolates then Rafa is the poor fella holding the coffee cream.
It now appears that he cancelled a couple of tete a tetes with new chairman Martin Broughton for reasons best known to himself. Juve appeared to be courting the bloke, but his agent says he's desperate to stay. Given that there's summat between a 10 and 15 million pay-out in the offing if he gets the boot, you wouldn't really expect that agent to say anything else.
Of course, as Benayoun has noted, LFC have to keep hold of Torres and Gerrard if they are to do anything next year (and you can't say that's cut and dried). Or do they?
It's fair to say that Gerrard has had a rotten season. He's looked a little lost without Nando upfront, and although the blokes around him have shown all the imagination of the Institute of Actuaries, he's been looking like a sulky prince all year...
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