Thursday, 25 July 2013

Ad Break: 'Fist Fuck'

Just fantasising what I'd like to do with those BIG red hands. Starting with whatever artwanker 'creative' came up with the idea. I then might move on to Rossi and see if the hand fits through that 'hole in the nose where all the cocaine goes'. As for Parfitt, I might just pat him on the head as he really is like that annoying shaggy haired mutt that insists upon following you home every time despite repeated shouts of 'fugoff'!

Fashion 2013

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

HA!

Melbourne Victory VS Liverpool (Live Blog)

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So nothing can stop us now that we have beaten Melbourne Victory. (Ahem) Premiership and cup double obviously this coming season then Europe winners for the next ten years at least. Just have to offload Gnasher first!

Rudd: boat sinking underlines need for asylum policy overhaul

Manus Island detainees 'raped and abused' with full knowledge of staff

(Australia's knee jerk reaction)

Ad Break: Gold's Gym

Very clever!
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What has Australia done to Nauru?

As Kevin Rudd trumpets his 'PNG solution', it's worth thinking about the price Nauru has paid for hosting detention centres

♪♫ Traffic - Low Spark of High Heeled Boys (Live 1972)

The Carlos Danger Name Generator

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NB: There really is a guy named Carlos Danger: His sexting name is Benito Catastrophe! Also proving that gawd has a sense of humor yesterday was Monica Lewinsky's birthday, National Hot Dog Day, and Carlos Danger's weiner outing day...

SNIGGERS!!!

That will prompt a hissy fit I'm sure...
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Iconic NYC Music Venues, Then And Now

The Hoboken Sound: An Oral History of Maxwell's

After Nirvana became big, the major booking agencies wanted you to take their shitty post-grunge bands in order to get their good bands. One very vivid memory is—what’s the name of that fucking band? Starts with a K. Korn. When Korn played Maxwell’s, I said to myself, “What the fuck am I doing here?” The crowd was ugly. The bass player punched their bus driver in the face. It was the exact opposite of why I opened Maxwell’s.