"The four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics."
"[George
W Bush] is lucky to be governor of Texas. He is unusually incurious,
abnormally unintelligent, amazingly inarticulate, fantastically
uncultured, extraordinarily uneducated, and apparently quite proud of
all these things." –
Hardball with Chris Matthews, NBC, 2000
"'Bombing
Afghanistan back into the Stone Age' was quite a favourite headline for
some wobbly liberals. The slogan does all the work. But an instant's
thought shows that Afghanistan is being, if anything, bombed OUT of the
Stone Age." –
Daily Mirror, November 2001
"The
noble title of 'dissident' must be earned rather than claimed; it
connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement …"
"Do
bear in mind that the cynics have a point, of a sort, when they speak of
the 'professional naysayer'." "To be in opposition is not to be a
nihilist. And there is no decent or charted way of making a living at
it. It is something you are, and not something you do." –
Letters to a Young Contrarian, 2001
"[Mother
Teresa] was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She
said that suffering was a gift from God. She spent her life opposing the
only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the
emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory
reproduction." –
Slate, October 2003
"The
search for nirvana, like the search for utopia or the end of history or
the classless society, is ultimately a futile and dangerous one. It
involves, if it does not necessitate, the sleep of reason. There is no
escape from anxiety and struggle." – Love, Poverty, and War: Journeys
and Essays, 2004
"Those who had alleged that a million civilians
were dying from sanctions were willing, nay eager, to keep those same
murderous sanctions if it meant preserving Saddam!" –
The Weekly Standard, May 2005.
"The
Bible may, indeed does, contain a warrant for trafficking in humans,
for ethnic cleansing, for slavery, for bride-price, and for
indiscriminate massacre, but we are not bound by any of it because it
was put together by crude, uncultured human mammals." – God is Not
Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, 2007
"My own view is that
this planet is used as a penal colony, lunatic asylum and dumping ground
by a superior civilisation, to get rid of the undesirable and unfit. I
can't prove it, but you can't disprove it either." – God Is Not Great
"The
only position that leaves me with no cognitive dissonance is atheism.
It is not a creed. Death is certain, replacing both the siren-song of
Paradise and the dread of Hell. Life on this earth, with all its mystery
and beauty and pain, is then to be lived far more intensely: we stumble
and get up, we are sad, confident, insecure, feel loneliness and joy
and love. There is nothing more; but I want nothing more." – The
Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Non-Believer, 2007
"I became a journalist partly so that I wouldn't ever have to rely on the press for my information." – Hitch-22, 2010
"What is your idea of earthly happiness? To be vindicated in my own lifetime." – Hitch-22
"Cheap booze is a false economy." – Hitch-22
"Where would you like to live? In a state of conflict or a conflicted state?" – Hitch-22
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'The Guardian'