Monday, 21 June 2010

Soccer's Lost Boys


As South Africa hosts the 2010 World Cup, the focus will be on many of the continent's brightest stars in soccer, including Chelsea's Didier Drogba and Inter Milan's Samuel Eto'o. In "Soccer's Lost Boys," correspondent Mariana van Zeller explores the dark side to the sport's global popularity, what has been called "the new slave trade."
As more and more money flows into professional European soccer leagues, the demand for young West African players has skyrocketed -- and so has the number of unlicensed agents, illegitimate soccer academies, and shady middlemen looking to exploit these players. For a very small percentage of these West African youngsters, their dreams of playing professionally in Europe come true.
The rest face a litany of horrors: deadly Mediterranean crossings, broken promises, vanishing agents, brutal living conditions, and families torn apart. It's estimated that 20,000 young African soccer players are now stranded in Europe. Many more never even make it that far and remain stuck in transit, in port towns across Africa.
Mariana retraces the journey that these West African players often take in their quest to make it big in Europe. On the dirt fields of Ghana, she spends a week with a youth coach hungry to sell his players. In the slums of Morocco, she meets a growing community of West African players abandoned by agents who promised them professional contracts with European teams. And in Paris she witnesses how these trafficked players get forced underground, living illegally and putting their last hopes in shady, black market games where the best players compete for the attention of the agents and managers in attendance. The journey is full of heartbreak but along the way Mariana also meets a handful of individuals fighting for change, most notably the director of a soccer academy in rural Ghana called Right to Dream.
(Thanx Stan!)

FIFA buys South Africa for R750 million


Local World Cup organisers admitted last night that they have sold South Africa to FIFA in exchange for an extra R750 million in World Cup funding. Outlining plans for the transition of power, Danny Jordaan announced that Sepp Blatter will be inaugurated as President during the closing ceremony on July 12th, with the country’s name to be changed to The Bureaucrats’ Republic of Fifania®.

Danny Jordaan confirmed at a press conference last night that the R750 million contributed by FIFA to plug gaps in World Cup funding was given in exchange for the complete handover of South Africa to the soccer governing body.

“It actually makes a lot of sense,” Jordaan confided to journalists. “Previously, if you think about it, the relationship between South Africa and FIFA has been quite a lot like a cheap one-night stand between one of Lolly Jackson’s Eastern European ladies and some Moroccan gangster, where the Russian flossie just has to lie there and submit to a humiliating series of sexual procedures involving leather restraints and a lot of rectal action.”

“Now, with this new agreement, it’ll be more like a very, very expensive one-night stand between one of Lolly Jackson’s Eastern European ladies and a Moroccan gangster, where she steals his wallet but he gets to keep her house and family and passport and immortal soul.”

“Basically, everybody wins,” he explained. “The gangster gets a nice new home, and the prozzie gets some cash to spend on lipstick and the English team’s training facility at the Royal Bafokeng Sports Campus.”

The ANC government has greeted the news of their imminent expulsion from power with “quiet relief”.

“Let’s not kid, we were in a lot of kak anyway,” said spokesperson Tribalist Mfecane. “And a lot us feel that Sepp Blatter will provide the kind of confident, authoritarian leadership this country is crying out for.”

“Also, we are all already accustomed to a president dogged by allegations of corruption and financial mismanagement, so President Blatter won’t be hearing any chirps about that,” he added.

FIFA officials are already hard at work with the blueprints of what their new country will look like.

The governmental seat of power in Fifania® will be transferred from Pretoria to Camps Bay, where Blatter is building a “cosy little lock-up-and-go President’s crib” spanning 17 blocks. All current governmental departments will be disbanded except for the Ministry of Defence. The armed forces are to be expanded to accommodate the 44 million men, women and children over the age of seven who will be conscripted to serve in Blatter’s elite defence corps, the Soccer Soldiers (SS). The SS’s primary function will be to “seek out and destroy” people infringing FIFA copyright the world over.

Children under the age of seven are expected to be put to work in state-of-the-art production facilities manufacturing FIFA-branded clothing, pens and cups.

“By ‘state-of-the-art production facilities’ we mean all those big stadiums that will just be lying around empty after the World Cup,” explained Blatter’s henchman Hermann Ubermensch. “We’ll get in some conveyor belts, headhunt a few of those friendly factory supervisors Nike uses in Thailand, stick some nice smiley Zakumi posters around to make the kids feel safe, and we’ll have this economy booming in no time!”

South Africa will not be the only territorial acquisition FIFA makes this year. In late Spring, FIFA also intends to add Greece to its shopping basket. “They don’t have any money and Sepp Blatter loves tzatziki,” confirmed Ubermensch. “It’s a bloodless coup made in heaven.”


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Heard on Australian TV this morning in reference to New Zealand:
"Our Australasian neighbours"!!!

How it really was!


The truth about England vs USA




Sunday, 20 June 2010

♪♫ Mahavishnu Orchestra - You Know You Know

♪♫ Tinariwen - Concert d'ouverture de la Coupe du Monde



(Thanx Paul!)

The Fellowship of the Vuvuzela

Sun spinning Pictures, Images and Photos

Dear Hollywood, you absolutely suck at making Weird Westerns

♪♫ Augustus Pablo - Pipers of Zion (Live in London 1989)

Neville Brody gets graphic in Ginza

Receive a New Year's card from the Royal Family of Jordan last year? No? Perhaps you recently opened a bottle of Dom Perignon, or read a copy of the U.K.'s Times newspaper, or saw the Johnny Depp film "Public Enemies"?
If so, then you have been exposed to the work of one of the most important graphic designers of our time, Neville Brody. And if not, then you have a chance to rectify the situation this month, by getting along to the Briton's solo exhibition at Ginza Graphic Gallery, in the upmarket Tokyo district.
Brody swept to fame in the 1980s for his bold designs for The Face magazine (a 1983 cover featured a photo of New Order's Stephen Morris — cropped to show only the musician's right eye and fringe) and album covers (Cabaret Voltaire's "Don't Argue," from 1987, has just its title superimposed on a red cross).
But don't go to "NB@ggg" expecting any of that work. The designer's first show in Japan since 1999 focuses on more recent jobs. The font and masthead he and his office, Research Studios, made for The Times in 2006 is included, as is the font he developed for "Public Enemies."
The real treats, though, are Brody's self-expressive posters. His "Free Thought" work is digital, but looks like it was made with a calligraphy brush.
And, if you want to see the New Year's card Brody did for the Jordanian king, you're going to have to just try to get on the list for next year. There's still six months left, and when the card comes, celebrate with a bottle of Dom Perignon — Brody did their label revamp in 2007.
"NB@ggg" continues at Ginza Graphic Gallery until June 28. For more information, visit
http://www.dnp.co.jp/gallery/ggg_e/index.html
Edan Corkill @'The Japan Times'

More photos at Neville Brody's Flickr stream
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If anyone reading this is in Japan - I would love to get hold of a copy of the book published to coincide with this expo...
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The man flying it is Chen Zhao Rong a farmer with only a primary school education who had always dreamed of flying.
He made and welded all the body parts himself, checking his design against photos on the internet and bought a second hand motor. Overall the cost amounted to about RMB70,000 (less than US10,000).
Unfortunately after a few months of flying, when flying to another village, the engine stopped while doing 70km/h and he crashed into a field. While unhurt his wife threatned to leave him unless he stopped flying and the police made him sign a document stating he will never fly it again. He sold the chopper to a friend for RMB20,000.

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