Tuesday, 11 May 2010

HA!


Armando Iannucci explains the faff-mechanics of a hung parliament (1997)
"Look at the young hope on my face."
AIannucci Hey, they both offer votes on electoral reform and they both hate Nick Clegg: how about a Lab-Con coalition?

Vintage Christian Documentary - ‘Pornography: A Winnable War’


“They took him into an alley and tied his hands over his head and drove a truck into his knees.” 
Via Found Footage Fest, a vintage Focus on the Family production with a frank discussion on the dangers of (soft to) hardcore pornography.
("...or whatever you call it!")

Twitter hit by major disruption

Twitter screenshot Most users currently show 0 users
Twitter has been hit by a major bug that has seen many users of the service lose all of their followers and friends.
The problem began when a flaw was uncovered that allowed people to force others to "follow" them on the site.
People who typed "accept" followed by a person's username forced the user to be added to their list of followers.
The hack was quickly passed around the social network with many people using it to force celebrities to follow them.
Twitter has fixed the bug but said they it was currently cleaning up the damage.(SIC)
"We identified and resolved a bug that permitted a user to 'force' other users to follow them," the site said in a blog post. "We're now working to rollback all abuse of the bug that took place."
As part of the clean up, Twitter has temporarily reset accounts so that people look like they are following no one and have no followers.
"Follower/following numbers are currently at 0; we're aware and this too should shortly be resolved."
People can still use the service in the meantime.
Twitter allows users to post messsages - known as tweets - up to 140 characters long.
People can see what others are writing by choosing to "follow" them. However, unlike many social networks, both parties do not need to receiprocate the friendship.
The new bug allowed many people to force celebrities, such as Lady Gaga, to follow them by simply typing "accept @ladygaga". The flaw only worked on the website, and not through third-party applciations used to access the site, such as tweetdeck.
Twitter has exploded in popualrity since 2007, when it was launched, and now has more than 100 million users.
@'BBC' 

UPDATE:
FIXED NOW!

Gordon Brown's Resignation Statement

Gordon Brown announces that he will step down as Labour leader
Gordon Brown announcing he will step down as Labour leader today. Photograph: Matt Cardy/Getty Images
We have a parliamentary system, not a presidential system, in this country.
As I said on Friday, with no party able to command a parliamentary majority arising from the general election, my constitutional duty as prime minister is to ensure government continues while parties explore options for forming a new administration with majority support in the House of Commons.
The business of government has continued, including concerted action in Europe today to avert the financial crisis in the euro area.
Alistair Darling, the chancellor, spent much of his time yesterday at the European finance ministers' meeting in Brussels.
This morning, I had conversations with the president of the European Council, the managing director of the International Monetary Fund and the president of the European Central Bank.
I have said I would do all I could to ensure that a stable, strong and principled government is formed, able to tackle Britain's economic and political challenges effectively.
As we know, the Liberal Democrats felt they should first talk to the Conservative party. Mr Clegg has just informed me that, while he intends to continue his dialogue that he has begun with the Conservatives, he now wishes also to take forward formal discussions with the Labour party.
I believe it is sensible and it is in the national interest to respond positively.
The cabinet will meet soon. A formal policy negotiating process is being established under the arrangements made by the cabinet secretary, similar to the negotiations between other parties.
The first priority should be an agreed deficit reduction plan to support economic growth and a return to full employment.
I know that both parties recognise the importance of ensuring economic stability in the markets and protecting Britain's standing and both are agreed on the need for a strong and full deficit reduction plan over the coming years.
There is also a progressive majority in Britain and I believe it could be in the interests of the whole country to form a progressive coalition government.
In addition to the economic priorities, in my view, only such a progressive government could meet the demand for political and electoral change which the British people made last Thursday.
Our commitments on a new voting system for the House of Commons and for the election of the House of Lords are clearly part of this.
I would however like to say something also about my own position.
If it becomes clear that the national interest, which is stable and principled government, can be best served by forming a coalition between the Labour Party and the Liberal Democrats, then I believe I should discharge that duty to form that government which would, in my view, command a majority in the House of Commons in the Queen's speech and any other confidence votes.
But I have no desire to stay in my position longer than is needed to ensure the path to economic growth is assured and the process of political reform we have agreed moves forward quickly.
The reason that we have a hung parliament is that no single party and no single leader was able to win the full support of the country.
As leader of my party, I must accept that that is a judgment on me.
I therefore intend to ask the Labour party to set in train the processes needed for its own leadership election.
I would hope that it would be completed in time for the new leader to be in post by the time of the Labour party conference.
I will play no part in that contest. I will back no individual candidate.
I believe that the British people now want us to focus on the economy, the continuing fight against terrorism, the terrorist threat to our country.
They want us to continue to pursue the economic recovery, and I will do so with my usual vigour and determination, and I will do all in my power to support the British troops whose service and sacrifice create a debt of gratitude we can never fully repay.
And I believe on Thursday the country was also telling us that they want a new politics, and that the political reforms we seek will help deliver that change.
I now intend to facilitate the discussions that the Liberal Democratic party has asked for.
Thank you very much. As you will understand I will take no questions this evening. Other discussions can be had later.
Thank you very much.
@'The Guardian' 

More Mandela than Mandelson LOL!

The Electric Cure

Coming soon...

WTF???

Anyone else had all their followers & following on 'twatter' just disappear?

So...

With the news that Milibrand & Balls had secret meetings with Clegg and the LibDems over the weekend I think that this is the price that Brown had to pay...
chrislhayes RT @RichardKimNYC: 11/1 odds that Eddie Milliband, former Nation intern, becomes PM in coalition w/ LD Nick Clegg, former Nation intern.

Loser?

'Oot mah way!'

This remind you of anything Rodda?
(you know like the disappearing mountain bike from the pole outside the Twee Prinsen? Sorry man - but it was fugn hilarious! For us NOT you...)

WTF???

BP 'may stem oil with golf balls and tyres'

This the move for a Labour-LibDem coalitation???

Gordon Brown 'stepping down as Labour leader'

Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown has been prime minister for nearly three years
Gordon Brown has said he is stepping down as Labour Party leader.
Mr Brown, prime minister since 2007, said he wanted a successor to be in place by the time of the party's conference in September.
Mr Brown announced his intention to quit in a statement in Downing St in which he also said his party was to start formal talks with the Lib Dems.
The Conservatives won the most seats and most votes in the election and have been in talks with the Lib Dems.
Mr Brown said no party had won an overall majority in the UK general election and, as Labour leader, he had to accept his part in that.
He said he had no desire to stay in his position longer than was needed to form a stable government, and that he would ask the Labour Party to set in form the process of a leadership contest.
He said it could be in the interests of the country to form a "progressive" government - possibly in coalition with the Lib Dems - the UK's third largest party.
It emerged earlier that the Lib Dem negotiating team, who have held days of talks with the Conservatives, had also met senior Labour figures in private.
The BBC's political editor Nick Robinson said one of the stumbling blocks to any Lib Dem-Labour deal had been Mr Brown himself.\

BREAKING: Gordon Brown Resigns

A must read (coming soon)

Reviews

“In this path-breaking book, Polakow-Suransky traces the evolution of the alliance between Israel and apartheid South Africa, from its murky beginning to its inglorious end, following the transition to majority rule. It is based on the most meticulous archival research supplemented by remarkably revealing interviews with decision-makers in several countries. Wise, elegantly written, and strikingly fair-minded, it deserves the widest possible readership.”
—Avi Shlaim, author of The Iron Wall: Israel and the Arab World

“Interesting, unique, and telling. Its lesson is very clear: doing the right thing may also be the best political option. It also tells us that sometimes we need others to save us from ourselves.”
—Yossi Beilin, justice minister of Israel, 1999-2001

“A major, long-overdue study of the rise and demise of one of the most intriguing alliances of our time. Polakow-Suransky has written a masterfully researched history that reads like a thriller unraveling the secrets of an alliance between two embattled societies under siege. Woven into the author’s fascinating narrative lies the disturbing debate about the degree of moral end political congruence that might have existed between the two allies—Israel’s political and defense establishment on the one hand and the Afrikaner ‘master race’ on the other.”
—Shlomo Ben-Ami, foreign minister of Israel, 2000-2001

“An intensely observed, eye-opening book.”
—Kirkus Reviews

Product Description

A revealing account of how Israel’s booming arms industry and apartheid South Africa’s international isolation led to a secretive military partnership between two seemingly unlikely allies.

Prior to the Six-Day War, Israel was a darling of the international left: socialist idealists like David Ben-Gurion and Golda Meir vocally opposed apartheid and built alliances with black leaders in newly independent African nations. South Africa, for its part, was controlled by a regime of Afrikaner nationalists who had enthusiastically supported Hitler during World War II.

But after Israel’s occupation of Palestinian territories in 1967, the country found itself estranged from former allies and threatened anew by old enemies. As both states became international pariahs, their covert military relationship blossomed: they exchanged billions of dollars’ worth of extremely sensitive material, including nuclear technology, boosting Israel’s sagging economy and strengthening the beleaguered apartheid regime.

By the time the right-wing Likud Party came to power in 1977, Israel had all but abandoned the moralism of its founders in favor of close and lucrative ties with South Africa. For nearly twenty years, Israel denied these ties, claiming that it opposed apartheid on moral and religious grounds even as it secretly supplied the arsenal of a white supremacist government.

Sasha Polakow-Suransky reveals the previously classified details of countless arms deals conducted behind the backs of Israel’s own diplomatic corps and in violation of a United Nations arms embargo. Based on extensive archival research and exclusive interviews with former generals and high-level government officials in both countries, The Unspoken Alliance tells a troubling story of Cold War paranoia, moral compromises, and Israel’s estrangement from the left. It is essential reading for anyone interested in Israel’s history and its future.

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  • Hardcover: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Pantheon (May 25, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0375425462
  • ISBN-13: 978-0375425462

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