Tuesday, 23 March 2010

There has to be an easier way to get your kicks...

This is the kind of thing that you just can't invent:
"After describing some of the many psychological theories about the differences between perversions and non-perversions, Salton [the author of the study] in essence takes a cold shower and shakes his head. "[I will] attempt neither to disprove nor to contradict the theories cited in the preceding sections," he writes. "Instead, I hope to augment and combine them."
He attempts this by telling the story of a patient who reluctantly came under his care: "The patient, whom I will call 'Alan', is a 28-year-old male of Gypsy descent. He was referred by the criminal court following repeated convictions for stealing complimentary bathrobes from the rooms of upscale hotels."
Alan's lawyer repeatedly "was able to plea bargain probation and psychological counselling, rather than incarceration, when it was determined that Alan did not take the bathrobes to sell them, or to steal whatever contents a guest might have left inside. Instead, he brought them home in order to masturbate into them. He would then discard the bathrobe when it no longer held his sexual interest, thus requiring him to stalk and steal again."
Alan also had a goal to perform Karaoke in a bar in all 50 American states.
In short, Alan has some problems."
Marc Abrahams @'TheGuardian'

How dangerous is mephedrone?

Presented by Jon Dennis, produced by Andy Duckworth and Phil Maynard



Today we focus on mephedrone, the drug Lincolnshire police have linked with the tragic deaths earlier this week of two teenage boys in Scunthorpe. Reporter Robert Booth recounts what happened to Louis Wainwright, 18, and Nicholas Smith, 19.
We also hear from an (anonymous) man who's used mephedrone. He describes its effects.
Joining our studio panel is Martin Barnes, chief executive of Drugscope, and a member of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs, which meets on 29 March to discuss a recommendation that mephedrone be banned.
Niamh Eastwood, deputy director of Release, says the sacking of Professor David Nutt from the council led to a delay in the assessment of mephedrone's dangers.
Alan Travis, the Guardian's home affairs editor, explains how the drug is made and the dangers that if it's banned it will simply be replaced by a similar compound.
Reporter Adam Gabbatt looks at how internet users are discussing the drug and its possible prohibition.

Like all drugs, miaow-miaow should be legal

George Carlin - The American Dream "You have to be asleep to believe it."

Pete Doherty 'arrested on suspicion of supplying drugs'

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Pete Doherty: Sources say he has been arrested on suspicion of supplying drugs. Photograph: Cathal McNaughton/PA
The singer Pete Doherty has been arrested on suspicion of supplying drugs following the death of the heiress Robin Whitehead at a flat in east London, sources said today.
The 31-year-old Babyshambles frontman was one of four people questioned following the death of the 27-year-old film-maker.
The body of Whitehead, the granddaughter of the Ecologist magazine founder, Teddy Goldsmith, was discovered at a flat in Hackney on 24 January after paramedics answered a 999 call. She died from a suspected drug overdose.
Doherty was arrested in connection with the inquiry on Friday.
A spokesman for the Metropolitan police said: "A 31-year-old man was arrested on 19 March on suspicion of supplying controlled drugs.
"He was bailed to return on a date in April pending further inquiries."
Two other men, aged 41 and 28, were arrested on suspicion of supplying a controlled drug.
The 41-year-old man and a 53-year-old woman, were questioned on suspicion of attempting to pervert the course of justice.
The woman is suspected of allowing her premises to be used for the supply of controlled drugs.
Doherty, a friend of Whitehead, said he was "shocked and saddened" by her death.
She had completed a documentary film, The Road To Albion, about his former band, the Libertines, and spent a lot of time with him.
Her mother, Dido Whitehead, is a cousin of Jemima Khan and Zac Goldsmith, and her father is (/was - Mona) the 1960s filmmaker Peter Whitehead.

Nice one Google

The 100th birthday of

HA! (Thanx Alan!)

...and if that doesn't work try the Viz remedy!

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Man is the fugn chicken tired...


Fuck...
I am tired
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whatever/whenever - as long as you know the general vibe of 'Exile'!
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Don't feel daunted, it is really easy to post and the chicken is there to help!

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Beyond the Box Tops: Paul Westerberg on Alex Chilton


How does one react to the death of one’s mentor? My mind instantly slammed down the inner trouble-door that guards against all thought, emotion, sadness. Survival mode. Rock guitar players are all dead men walking. It’s only a matter of time, I tell myself as I finger my calluses. Those who fail to click with the world and society at large find safe haven in music — to sing, write songs, create, perform. Each an active art in itself that offers no promise of success, let alone happiness.
Yet success shone early on Alex Chilton, as the 16-year-old soulful singer of the hit-making Box Tops. Possessing more talent than necessary, he tired as a very young man of playing the game — touring, performing at state fairs, etc. So he returned home to Memphis. Focusing on his pop writing and his rock guitar skills, he formed the group Big Star with Chris Bell. Now he had creative control, and his versatility shone bright. Beautiful melodies, heart-wrenching lyrics: “I’m in Love with a Girl,” “September Gurls.”
On Big Star’s masterpiece third album, Alex sang my favorite song of his, “Nighttime” — a haunting and gorgeous ballad that I will forever associate with my floor-sleeping days in New York. Strangely, the desperation in the line “I hate it here, get me out of here” made me, of all things, happy. He went on to produce more artistic, challenging records. One equipped with the take-it-or-leave-it — no, excuse me, with the take-it-like-I-make-it — title “Like Flies on Sherbert.” The man had a sense of humor, believe me.
It was some years back, the last time I saw Alex Chilton. We miraculously bumped into each other one autumn evening in New York, he in a Memphis Minnie T-shirt, with take-out Thai, en route to his hotel. He invited me along to watch the World Series on TV, and I immediately discarded whatever flimsy obligation I may have had. We watched baseball, talked and laughed, especially about his current residence — he was living in, get this, a tent in Tennessee.
Because we were musicians, our talk inevitably turned toward women, and Al, ever the Southern gentleman, was having a hard time between bites communicating to me the difficulty in ... you see, the difficulty in (me taking my last swig that didn’t end up on the wall, as I boldly supplied the punch line) “... in asking a young lady if she’d like to come back to your tent?” We both darn near died there in a fit of laughter.
Yeah, December boys got it bad, as “September Gurls” notes. The great Alex Chilton is gone — folk troubadour, blues shouter, master singer, songwriter and guitarist. Someone should write a tune about him. Then again, nah, that would be impossible. Or just plain stupid.

Sean Stewart from HTRK RIP

(more sadness)

Sean Stewart, guitarist for U.K. trio HTRK, died this past Thursday as the result of a suspected suicide. He was 29. Stewart was a founding member of the band who were recently featured as one of our 100 Bands You Need To Know in 2010. HTRK formed in 2003 in Melbourne before eventually settling in London. They released their debut full-length, Marry Me Tonight, last year. The producer of the album, the Birthday Party guitarist Rowland S. Howard, died this past December.
Our deepest condolences go out to Stewart's family, friends and fans.

Inside LSD

Chomsky: Health bill sustains the system’s core ills

Despite its flaws, I'd have 'held my nose' to pass reform, renowned intellectual tells Raw Story

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Chomsky: Health bill sustains the systems core illsHe’s a hero of many progressives, but his enthusiasm for the passage of health care reform legislation this weekend was fairly muted.
In an interview with Raw Story, world-renowned scholar and political critic Noam Chomsky reluctantly called the bill a mildly positive step, but cautioned that it wouldn’t fix the fundamental problems with the nation's troubled system.
"The United States’ health care system is so dysfunctional it has about twice the health care costs of comparable countries and some of the worst outcomes," Chomsky told Raw Story. "This bill continues with that."
The decades-long critic of corporate power alleged that premiums won't stop rising as the package is designed in no small part to funnel money into the pockets of the health care industry. "The bill gives away a lot to insurance companies and big pharmaceutical corporations," he said.
The legislation forbids government from negotiating prices with pharmaceutical companies or permitting the importation of drugs. Nor does it provide competition to private insurers, an oligopolistic industry that will maintain its impunity from antitrust laws. But despite this, Chomsky, an advocate for a single-payer system, said killing the bill wasn't a better solution.
"If I were in Congress," he said, "I’d probably hold my nose and vote for it, because the alternative of not passing it is worse, bad as this bill is. Unfortunately, that’s the reality."
"If it fails, it wouldn’t put even limited constraints on insurance companies," he explained, noting that the bill is "at least has some steps towards barring the withholding of policies from people with prior disabilities." The consumer protections from dodgy insurance practices are among the bill's most popular components.
The mandate to purchase insurance has been a central qualm of progressives and conservatives opposed to the effort. Chomsky, while admitting it’s a boon to insurance companies, called it a "step toward universality," asserting that "without some kind of mandatory coverage, nothing is going to work at all."
The Massachusetts Institute of Technology professor added that it’s a damning referendum on American democracy that one of the most highly supported components of the effort nationally, the public insurance option, was jettisoned. He partly blamed the media for refusing to stress how favorably it’s viewed by the populace.
"It didn't have 'political support,' just the support of the majority of the population," Chomsky quipped, "which apparently is not political support in our dysfunctional democracy."
The provision has consistently polled well, garnering the support of sixty percent of Americans across the nation in a CBS/New York Times poll released in December, days after it was eliminated from the reform package. Democratic leaders deemed it politically untenable.
"There should be headlines explaining why, for decades, what's been called politically impossible is what most of the public has wanted," Chomsky said. "There should be headlines explaining what that means about the political system and the media."
Sahil Kapur @'Raw Story'

Winston Churchill said:

"America will always do the right thing, but only after exhausting all other options."