Friday, 31 July 2009

On the bus...

"Death to Khamenei"
Lots of videos of Tehran yesterday
HERE.

The making of an Iran policy

Inside the Obama administration’s struggle with its biggest diplomatic challenge.
@ 'NY Times'

911 guy: this is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency.

Man: I need an ambulance

911guy: who is this?

Man: Joe

911 guy: okay, where do you need this?

Joe: I'm in a motherf*cking phone booth

911 guy: okay, what's the address there?

Joe: ....hold on

911 guy: Okay, sir, did you call for 911?

Joe: uh, yeah... no.

911 guy: okay, Joe, I need a location. What street are you on?

Joe: I'm in a motherf*cking phonebooth at the Stop and Go. That's it, I'm at the motherf*cking Stop 'n Go. On Waymouth...Hosmith, Carville 'n something. At the motherf*cking Stop and Go.

911 guy: Housmith, Corville and what?

Joe: hold on. ... yo lemme see. Coffee, coffee,

911 guy: Cafe?

Joe: There you go, I'm in the motherf*cking phone booth. I tell you what ...I'm driving down the road, driving my car, minding my own god damn business, and a motherf*cking deer jumped out and hit my car.

911 guy: Okay sir, are you injured?

Joe: Now, lemme tell you: I get out and pick the motherf*cking deer up because I thought he was dead. I put the motherf*cking deer in my back seat and I'm driving down the motherf*cking road and minding my own business, the motherf*cker woke up and bit me on the back of my god damn neck....he bit me and kicked the shit out of my car.

I'm in a motherf*cking phone booth, a deer bit me in the neck, and then a bigmotherf*cking dog came up, bit me in the leg then I went and I hit him with a motherf*cking tire iron, I stabbed him with my knife so I got a hurt leg and the motherf*cking deer bit me in the neck and the dog won't let me out of the motherf*cking phone booth, 'cause he wants the deer.
Now who gets the deer, me or the dog?

911 guy: okay, sir, are you injured?

Joe: Yeah, a motherf*cking deer bit me in the neck! hold on. The motherf*cking dog is biting me. Hold on, God damnit, get out of here--hold on, the motherf*cking dog is biting my ass,
hold on...
(inaudible)

After that, this!

Thanx Fifi!

Mattress Dominoes world record attempt

Yesterday in Iran

Neda's mother

Clashes as Iranians Gather to Mourn

Iran police clash with mourners

Your hair still looks good for an old bastard!

Roddy Radiation

Thursday, 30 July 2009

In Edinburgh next week? Say "hello" to my sis...

Host:
Associazione Etre
Type:
Music/arts - Performance
Network:
Global
Start Time:
Wednesday, 05 August 2009 at 15:55
End Time:
Thursday, 06 August 2009 at 12:00
Location:
C venues
Town/City:
Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Phone:
448452601234

Reverse Grafitti

As Fritz (ta) says:
"Scrubs up nice!"

Huun Huur Tu - Orphan's Lament

Colin Powell - GOP leaders afraid to speak against Limbaugh

Who gets to clean it?

Made in Brazil by Petsmiling, this is - we believe - the world’s first canine sex doll. It’s a dog shaped, erm, ‘partner’ for dogs who are unable to pick up hot dates using their natural charm.
Full story @ 'K9'
(Thanx to LS)