Scurvy Bastard says:

"Hey, Pa," yelled Zeke, leaping barefoot across the front porch and into the kitchen. "There's some folks done snuck into the barn and the woman's gone and birthed a baby! They got it laying in the trough, wrapped in a feed sack." "That's the least of our worries son, look up yonder hill... looks like 3 terrorists headed this way."