Fugn awful!

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New Coldplay song: starts with weird rave piano pastiche, has what GG in our office called "Scottish guitars", ends up like (bad) Take That

'The Gwyneth Paltrow U2 Experience' LOL!
...and would you really rip off this?
 
UPDATE: they are both samples from 'I Go To Rio' by Peter Allen fuxake!