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"What's wrong, Piglet," asked Pooh, concerned. "David Cameron still won't stop texting me," he said. pic.twitter.com/VEWnoxelCE— Ian (@iboudreau) September 20, 2015
"They know" pic.twitter.com/g6ENfu6WPX— Tim (@timabel6) September 20, 2015
Maybe Cameron is into West Ham after all.— Tony Barrett (@TonyBarretTimes) September 20, 2015
Imagine. You force your fat, flaccid pink student cock into the rancid mouth of a dead farm animal while carousing obnoxiously with a bunch of debauched, braying cunts at an Oxford club, every one of whose members deserves to be slowly garrotted with their own entrails. And this ultimately proves to be the one thing you ever do to improve the quality of life in Britain, if only for a single, joyous morning.
Endlessly checking tweets, micro-stagemanaging every public appearance, generalising the bizarre obsessions of the Westminster village: we don't have to do this any more. Lose the fantasy that most of the population is sitting there earnestly watching PMQs and judiciously scoring the combatants' performances. We don't have to impress the corporate elite anymore, overconforming like poor kids with a scholarship to private school.Via
Patience, fortitude, steady purposiveness are the key virtues now. Let them run around in a frenzy while we start the slow but immediately rewarding work of resocialising the UK's boring dystopia
Unbelievable. Any way to get in touch with this kid? We’ve some dangerous-looking electronics we’d like to give him. http://t.co/L5L7q9l29B— Raspberry Pi (@Raspberry_Pi) September 16, 2015